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I just wanna say I'm doing a program in Spain with some friends from my school for 2 months and I've been asked TWICE to make fried chicken........
...so I did and it was THE BOMB! I can't help it! I can throw down in the kitchen & they know it! |
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Jus cuz I got dredds you think I have access to all the weed in da hood??? Damn. :D |
Having lived abroad for the last couple of years, I've gotten so many stereotypes from so many people.
-"You're American? You're not fat!" or "You're awfully thin for an American" which makes me laugh, as I'm a size 12, a pretty average (even big) size for an American. - That Americans are dumb. Um...no. I'm studying at one of the top universities in your country, shouldn't that tell you something? - I must love George Bush (I was living abroad when his image really took a dive). Definitely not. I've never been a republican, and I'm passionately anti-war. - I hate all food that isn't deep fried and bland. What? Seriously? I'll try just about anything and I love spicy food. - Evangelical pro-life christian (what my best friend in Scotland called "Happy Clappy Christian") . Nope, sorry, Roman Catholic. - That we all live on the coast, or live in NYC or LA. There is a serious misunderstanding of the regions and enormity of the United States. I got "do you live in a beach house?" all the time. This is mostly because a lot of EU countries get American soap operas and bad MTV docudramas (the Hills). - American colleges are really easy and that anyone can go to college. Now, this is partially true if you look at the difference in admission requirements and placement system in the UK...not every student can go to University and university placements are really coveted because there are far fewer universities than there are in the US. In the US, most students can go to some form of higher ed, but the variety of options/degrees/accreditation is much wider. It is pretty insulting because I worked plenty hard for my BA, thank you. |
Chitlins. Blech. :s
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Can't forget the hot sauce.:D |
I guess I fall in the collard greens, fat back and salt pork stereotype too.:D
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I got asked if I am Italian because I talk with my hands a lot. The guy was serious.
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Others I get a lot: I have thick, dark, curly hair therefore I must Italian, Hispanic, or Jewish! (I don't understand how they figure out these combinations but I am none of the above! I am actually of Swedish descent) I get told that I can't really be Swedish because I don't have blue eyes or blond hair! (Really? Have you ever met a Swedish person?) |
I had a group of women once compliment me on my excellent English, enunciation and grammar. They kept complimenting my mom and the Mexican school system for making sure we learn excellent English.
I did so enjoy telling them that I was born & raised in the US, went to public schools for most of my life and that the reason I spoke so eloquently is because my mother raised me to speak that way. :) They shut up after that. |
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--I get the whole "you must really be white" cause I don't speak with an accent or broken English.
--That I have 50 million kids, and have a gang member boyfriend --My family are all gang members or have connections with drugs --That i'm illegal (not in the slightest) --That my family are illegals (not true either) --"Oh you're Mexican? But you're really white to be Mexican" yeah, cause apparently there can't be light skinned Mexicans :rolleyes: Why do Mexican eat tamales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap |
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Funny how after reading this thread I was driving my baby sisters (who are 10). We got into an accident. We're sitting on the side of the road and the people in the other car start telling me how "This is awful and they have daughters too".
Dude. I don't look a day over 18 IF THAT (I'm 24 and babyfaced to death). I'm wearing a tank top and shorts and converse and my tummy's showing a little (it was teeny bopper day cos the laundry :o). It was made very clear prior to the comments that I was going to grad school (not that grad school students don't have kids, but dang!). Why do they automatically think these are my kids? It's fun to be black! |
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me: Happy Mother's Day! her: Thank you! And happy mother's day to you too! Wait - how old are you? me: Uhh, 18.... her: OH! You better NOT be a mother! I don't know how many people have told me "It's a good thing instead of having babies you're going to grad school" as if to say black women are either pregnant or doing something with their lives ... CERTAINLY not both at the same time, and nobody is not pregnant and also not doing anything worthwhile with their time and energy. |
That I inhaled glue and gold spray paint to get high in middle school
That I dance like carlton and think I'm being clever. That I watch Mad About You and Friends That I spend my vacations coked out of my mind (not true, I'm allergic to cocoa. A god damned reese's cup will send me to the er) |
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This isn't racial its more my state and what school I go to: I must be a vegan who only eats organic, makes my own clothing/soap, am a member of PETA (and some other environmental or animal rights group), is tree hugger and smokes weed regularly. Only thing close to the truth is being a tree hugger, but that is a little extreme for me. Because I go to church I must be an evangelist who will shove my beliefs down your throat and teach my children to not have a brain. (Try again) |
I was in NoColorderFolkFor100MilesInEveryDirection, Missouri this weekend, so I was sure to defeat every stereotype anyone could try to form. I smiled at everyone, waved, said hi, dressed decently, didn't talk about anything bad in public, and wished everyone a good day when I left somewhere.. all in proper English.
I lived! |
I don't drink malt liquor (actually I don't drink at all)
I don't wear straight bill baseball caps (can't stand those things) I don't wear Timberland boots with the "brand new" tag still on the side I don't wear my pants sagging I like all kinds of music not just rap (jazz flavors especially) I do like chicken and watermelon, but who doesn't? |
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^^^Girl, the things we go through watching other people's kids! Now, when I actually have some of my own, I bet people will think they are my siblings or cousins. :rolleyes:
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BACK ON TOPIC... One day, my friends son was quizzing me as part of a Healthy Living Unit he is working on at school. He asked me "If you wanted a snack, would you grab a piece of watermelon or a bag of chips?" I answered "bag of chips" and his mother chimes in "DON'T LIE! YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE LOVE WATERMELON!" I guess she's getting her kids started early with stereotyping :rolleyes: (he's only 7) |
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That's too funny....my dad's a vet, and he has quite a few rottweilers come in with the name of "Rock" or "Rocky", because, as their owners explain.... "He's a Rockweiler" |
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But yes, you do appreciate it as you get older. I've been carded three times in the last two years, and I am very, very grateful! Last week, I went to my ob-gyn, and the receptionist was shocked at my age. Look at it as good genes - my mother didn't age a bit until my daddy died. Another somewhat racial stereotype is having red hair. I am lucky, but rubbing my hair is not going to help you! I don't have a bad temper, but if accused of it too much, I could be tempted to make an exception. Just because my eyes are hazel, not blue, does NOT mean I bleach my hair! I could go on forever about redheaded rumors, but you all get the idea. |
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Hair and eyes are NOT connected. |
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Yes, I know I'll appreciate it later...just not right now... lol |
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This thread is quickly turning into a "I look younger than my age" thread, but anyway...
I was traveling from TX to NY and my plane seat was in the Emergency Exit aisle. The stewardess walks by and asks, "Oooohhh and how old are you?" I told her "21" and when I saw the shocked look on her face I added "...I can show you my ID if you need me to!" She told me it was unnecessary. However, at the time I didn't know how old you had to be to sit in an exit seat and I just assumed that it was 18. Then an even younger girl sat next to me and upon finding out that this girl is 13, the stewardess told her that you need to be at least 15! I didn't know I looked that young (apparently 14)! My best friend was asked if she had a chaperone with her when trying to board a plane and she was 19 (you have to be 13 to fly alone) so I guess someone else got the shorter end of the stick! |
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