Oh. Are we counting anal? Because if we are I have to redo my list.

*dead*

I'm pretty sure that God doesn't count anal, so neither should I. Right?

I certainly don't. If it doesn't have its own base designation, it doesn't count.

That settles it.

Anal does NOT count.

My answer is still "nine", then.

3. My boyfriend and two ex's.

You're not counting anal, are you? Because you don't have to.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Does this mean you win at Facebook, if not at life?

No, since HotDamnImAPhiMu has declared herself a wanton whore. She is, therefore, the winner of life.

I stand corrected. Sorry Sen. :p

I had to work hard to get to where I am today.

Not winner of life. Winner of FACEBOOK.

Unless she has a big ass diamond ring that she hasn't told us about.

Where's KSUViolet to lay the smackdown on the gratuitous use of "win at life" when you need her?

LOL. Ok, Ok, winner of facebook.

HotDamn, I'd still say winner of Facebook is a fantastic honor.

I'll take what I can get.






(OBVIOUSLY)

^^^ HAHAHA

You said hard.

Although I'd guess many included booze, so it might have been semi-solid.

considering the only males on my FB are my daughter's boyfriend, my good friend's husband and my dog...I have to say ZERO. Does that make me Facebook loser??? Yikes.

Your dog has a facebook page? How does he use the mouse without, like, fingers? That's crazy!

I was gonna question that, but you answered in a way that's actually funny lol

I didn't even have to say it.

Semi-solid = half a sex

Y'all are killing me in this thread LOL

and if we're going to count THOSE...

Did you just reply to yourself? Is that even allowed?

Also I'm not sure this thread can handle your answer being something like 14.5 . . . can I get a ruling?

^^^ Hell, if squirrely girl can do it, our facebook winner can too.

One. I live with him. He is my hubby :)

So... where do you go when you leave the bar?

HA!

Seriously I dont really go to bars. I've never been a bar or club fan.

I KNOW! I also hate chocolate, little kids, high fives, orgasms, and making 3 pointers. I've just never been a fan!

Me neither. The condoms have little bowties attached.

Sometimes I send out invitations.

If I nail an exchange student or random French chick, the absolute LAST thing I'm doing is looking her up on Facebook.

I also wouldn't exchange last names, but I'm kind of like that I guess.

Well, with foreigners it's different.

You ARE counting foreigners, right? They still count. Except if it was anal.

OMG look at everything I missed!!! LOLOLOL

If you were following closely, there's a good chance your number is now zero, as well . . . good news!

Oh my goodness.

KSig...please go to the corner. I'm through with you. LOL