we call ours a rumble, it goes like this:

rumble, rumble, rumble, raiders of the night, ruff and ready fraters who would rather fuck than fight, slip slap, jock strap, who the hell are we, hidy hidy god almighty, we are T-K-E!

but we say it so fast that no one can understand a word we are saying. the second verse is:

rat shit, bat shit, dirty rotten t_#@ 67 ( year of charterization) duesh bags tied in a knot, eat'em, f@#%'em, gobble gobble chew we are the teke's from lambda zeta who the hell are you.

that one is said a bit slower because it is not taught as much as the first verse so people can't say it as quickly.

born in the backwoods
raised by a bear
double set of jaw teeth
triple coat of hair
2 steel balls and a 9 inch rod
i'm a mean motherfucker
i'm a TEKE by God!





or


rat shit bat
pussy dont smell
cocksucker, motherfucker
TEKES are hell

some of these cheers are very interesting

Rho Rho Chapter Chants

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HOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 2 3 T K E
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aw Shit Aw Damb
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa Who the hell are we
TKE the best fraternity
Bim Bam Fuck All the others suck
We are the Tekes the best Fucking Greeks
HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Where Were You Born!?!?!!

I was born in a came break Raised by bears
I’ve got a double steal jaw and a fine coat of Hair
I’ve got a cast iron belly and a cool blue rod
I’m a mean motherfucker I’m a Teke BY GOD!
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Virgin Song

She was a virgin in her freshman year
She was a virgin with her conscience clear
She never drank nor smoked or fucked around
She was the ideal date for every ATO in Town
Until she met a T K E and she lost her royal Virginity
Now she’s a whore in gay parry and the mother of a TKE
The little Bastard
The mother of a T K E E E
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Up Jumped a Teke (Army Cadance)

Up Jumped a Teke from an old pine grove
You could tell he was bad by the style of his clothes
He wore a three-button beanie with a two-button stitch
That Mother fucker was a son of a bitch

He lined fifty women up against a wall
And made a two dollar bet that he could fuck the all
He fucked 48 till his balls turned blue
Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two

When he died he went straight to hell
He fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well
On his tombstone written in Greek
I’m a son of a bitch and a god dam Teke
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Teke Rambling Song

He rambled to a college town and thought heed start a frat
He looked around and looked around to see where he was at
And just because he was the best to ever come that way
The colors that he wore each day were the cherry and the gray.

He rambled down to Hades to see the poor lost souls
The ATO’s and Sigma Chi’s were roasting on the coals.
The Delta Taus and KA’s the burn had just begun,
While all the Tekes on velvet seats were watching all the fun.

The Sig Tau’s were labeled bums and laid upon the shelf
When in came old Beelzebub the king of hell himself.
He gave the boys a hearty grip and it was plain to see,
He was a charter member and a darn good TKE.

He rambled up to heaven to see the fellows there,
And there they were all loafing around the golden stair
Some were smoking cigarettes, and he was at his ease,
For they were all good friends of his and frater TKE’S.

He had a talk with Moses, He interviewed St. Paul,
He met the wives of Solomon and kissed them one and all.
And when with Cleopatra he floated down the Nile,
She said, “I like the Tekes the best they never cramp my style.”

Adam was the first man to ever wear the pin.
Solomon was the wisest the Tekes have taken in.
Samson was a strong man but he had the itch.
If Julius Caesar came back to life, we’d pledge the son-of-a-Bitch
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In our chapter you have to drink with your non dominante hand. if you are caught using your dominate hand we yell out BUFFALO and sing this chant. While they chug, hopefully the chug with their non dominate hand or they will get "buffaloed" again.

Buffalo

So here’s to Frater ________Frater_________Frater________
So here’s to Frater ________who’s with us tonight
He’s happy he’s jolly hell fuck sheep by golly!
So here’s to Frater ________who’s with us tonight
So drink motherfucker! Drink motherfucker Drink!

Heres another from Zeta Zeta...

Take your girlfriend to the corner where the lights are dim and low
Put your left hand on her shoulder and the right one down below
When she starts to shake and quiver wondering what is going on
Tell her thats the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon...

Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Toe, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Toe, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Toe, She said hey Teke thats way to low
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Knee, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Knee, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Knee, She said hey Teke stop teasing me
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Tit, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Tit, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Tit, She said hey Teke stop squeezing it
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my hand upon her Twat, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Twat, Ya Ho
I put my hand upon her Twat, She said hey Teke now thats the spot
Put it in pull it out quit fucking about Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

I put my dick into her mouth, Ya Ho
I put my dick into her mouth, Ya Ho
I put my dick into her mouth, She said HummUmMm
Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

But now shes dead and not forgot Ya Ho
But now shes dead and not forgot Ya Ho
But now shes dead and not forgot , We'll dig her up and fuck her rot
Ya Ho, Ya Ho Ya Ho

WOW...
 

The TEKE RAMBLING SONG was REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!! LOL!!! :D :D :D

This was even funnier: "Take your girlfriend to the corner where the lights are dim and low
Put your left hand on her shoulder and the right one down below
When she starts to shake and quiver wondering what is going on
Tell her thats the secret handshake of Tau Kappa Epsilon..."

WOW!!! LOL!!!

I have to say that I didn't care for the "YA HOE" one... That was a little too distasteful for my liking...

But I have to like a lot of those that you guys posted... that RUMBLE version of the fight song is pretty sick too... :)



We have different versions of the Fight Song and the Rappa Tappa... ours is pretty basic in regards to the fight song...
The Rappa Tappa one is a little different though... It involves a little exchange of "SOUND OFF" - "F*** YOU" at the end...

GO BEACH!!!!

I gotta say boys, I oversell (read: love) all those songs/chants, as they kick some hardcore ass. Our chapters is a variant of the one first posted:

TKE once TKE twice
Holy jumping Jesus Christ
Goddamn, Son of a bitch, Rah Rah Fuck
Horseshit, Cow shit, Eat a bag of shit
Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Suck your mother's tit
TKE is the best fraternity
All the others suck!
Rah rah TKE!
Rah rah Fuck!

I may have to incorporate one of the others posted as an alternate, as they're too money to not use,

the TIKI BAR

the way this works is one frater will yell the lines, the rest of the brothers will either cheer or boo depending upon the line.

WE'RE GOING TO THE TIKI BAR (yay)

BUT THEY"RE TEARING IT DOWN(boo)

AND THEY'RE BUILDING A BRAND NEW ONE(yay)

THE BEER COSTS FIVE DOLLARS(boo)

BUT IT'S SERVED IN FIVE GALLON BUCKETS(yay)

THE BAR IS ONLY A FOOT WIDE(boo)

BUT IT'S A MILE LONG(yay)

THERE IS NO NECKING ON THE DANCING FLOOR(boo)

BUT THERE IS NO DANCING ON THE NECKING FLOOR(yay)

THE WAITRESSES WEAR SKIRTS DOWN TO THEIR ANKLES(boo)

BUT THEY'RE MADE OF CELLOPHANE(yay)

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE WAITRESSES HOME(boo)

BUT THEY CAN TAKE YOU HOME(yay)

WE'RE GOING TO THE TIKI BAR.(yay)

our colony likes this next one in particular because we don't get along very well with our local pi kappa alphas.

I'm an asshole you're an asshole, we are assholes till we die,
but I'd rather be an asshole that a g__ Damned lambda chi,
if you would like you could go pike if it's somthing you adore,
but if you accept a pike bid leave your pecker at the door,
if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more
BEER!!!
and even though we have no money we are hung down to the floor.

Never Above you,
Never Below you,
Always Beside you...

short and sweet...came to us at Omicron-Omega from a transfer from Sheperd College in WV

One of our versions at AO goes like this..

1,2,3 T K E
3 2 1 Tau Kappe Epsilon
Teke once, Teke Twice
holy jumping J____ C_____
Rat Shit Bat Shit
G___ Damn Sonofabitch
Rah Rah Fuck
Were the best fraternity and all the rest suck!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
And if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

OK this one is kind of tasteless but i guess that is why the guys at radford university like it...if anyone is offended please think about what this thread was all about...

An RU Teke is a hell of a man,
always got a cold beer in his hand,
fifth of beam and a bottle of rum,
lives in a bar he's a BT's bum.

Take any man's woman,
and spit in her face,
lick her pu**y just to see how it tastes,
f**k her, forget her and throw her out in the street,
An RU Teke is the baddest motherfu**er you'll meet.

So you better watch out,
Cause i gonna raise hell,
I'm an RU Teke,
I'm Above All Else.

Ours have been modified a little from some of the others above:

1 2 3 T-K-E
3 2 1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aww Shit, Gosh Damn
Rat Ta Tat Tau Kappa
Who the Hell are we?
Pi Epsilon T-K-E
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We modified the 3rd line to read "He eats it, he beats it, he even mistreats it." for the guys...and for the girls "She's happy, she's jolly, she's horny by golly." and of course "Miss" instead of "Frater".
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We also had Up Jumped a Teke modified:

Up jumped a Teke from a coconut grove
He was a mean motherf***er you could tell by his clothes
He wore a 4 button beanie with a 2 button stitch
He was a mean motherf***ing son of a bitch

He lined a hundred women up against the wall
He made a $2 bet he could F*** 'em all
He f***ed 98 till his dick turned blue
Then he backed off, and jacked off, and f***ed the other 2

When he died he went straight to hell
He f***ed the devil's wife and his daughter as well
On his tombstone written in greek
Says "Here lies a cocksuckin, motherf***in Teke"!

ucf tekes
 

teke once teke twice holy jumpin jesus christy, fight em , bite, ahaaaaa, eat pussy lick clit (or when people are around we say:...ahhhhh, go teke go.

The Pi Omicron chapter at NKU call this teke ice

teke once, teke twice,
someone bring the fucking ice
i'll be here
with the beer
teke teke teke