LOL -- my thoughts exactly. I think it would be nice for my mom and me to dance to something a little faster, but Mariah? Really? No thanks.

It's only a matter of time before Bubba Sparxxx - Ms. New Booty becomes a wedding staple :rolleyes:

Guys, I'll let you in on something . . . the Mariah song is not even close to the most inappropriate for a mother/son dance in that post.

Holy crap, dudes - buy a book and read it.

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Sorry...my mother and I don't have that kind of relationship.

actually, "Tears In Heaven" probably is worse, considering the circumstances which inspired its creation.

Hopefully ones on the ground floor.

SORRY EVERYONE - it had to pop out at some point.

Oh lord! :eek:

:eek::eek::eek:

but I was thinking that too...

My childhood friend danced to Mama by Boyz II Men.

It's considerably worse. Markedly worse. Hilariously worse. (also one of the worst strip club songs ever, too)

Holy shit, are we no longer teaching sarcasm in school? Everyone, punch yourself in a reproductive organ. Jesus.

I thought a law had been passed that strippers could only strip to that Buckcherry crazy bitch song. Unless the town is one in which over 50% of the guys still wear their letter jackets after graduating high school, then Motley Crue or Metallica is fine.

***waiting for Michael Stipe to pop into this thread and complain about people who have "The One I Love" as "their song."

I have that beat handily.

A buddy in high school had a song with his main squeeze . . . being both Pearl Jam fans and people who don't actually listen to lyrics (I'm sure you see where this is going), they had "Better Man" as their song. Apparently "Closer" by NIN was unavailable. Unreal.

We still fuck with him about it.

I went to college with a set of Catholic triplets who sang in their high school choir and fancied themselves as great singers. So they'd walk around singing pop and rock songs, only they'd sing them really choir-like...it was funny. Well, one day we're all hanging out and one of them starts to sing Allanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" and another one joins in. Well, it gets to the part about things-she'd-do-in-a-theatre and they sing it like it's the most beautiful sentiment in the world. We started to laugh and we asked them if they even knew what they were singing, since we suspected they didn't (they were VERY sheltered and naive). Well, of course they didn't, and they were horrified to find out that for several years they had been singing about...well, you know.

You'd be surprised how many people STILL have no idea what they are singing about when they sing along to "Promiscuous Girl" I can't stand things like this. LOOK IT UP! Don't just blindly sing along like idiots.

I actually prefer Ms. Bay Booty. Songs that are remixed to fit the Bay Area are my guilty pleasure :o.

You know what? If you look at those Mariah lyrics again (minus the touching bodies and looking at curves) and take all the nastiness out fo them, I totally see a 4 yo boy playing with his mom. That whole play with me on the floor and wrestle or whatever. It'd work on some level. :shrug:

That's fantastic - nothing like a song about abusive relationships to get the mood going.

If we took the lyrics and nastiness out, then we'd have a different song ;)