CrackerBarrel |
06-29-2008 11:07 PM |
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Originally Posted by BlondPrettyBoy
(Post 1674407)
You should know that not everyone knows what they want to be the day they step onto the university, it doesnt mean they are not smart, Jethro. Also I started primary school a year late for reasons beyond my control, insensitive twat.
And i DO drive an SLR McLaren, surprise surprise. And my tennis game is very good I use semi-Western grip and can smash like nobody's business, you probably couldnt even do that with the beginner's Eastern forehand. And the property I will inherit is worth more than what you'll make in your life.
I KNOW I'm pretty, nothing gay about having a pretty face, just the face God gave me and girls seem to like it.
Go back to your Ford pickups, bud light, nascar, and "Git r' done" how-to manuals teaching you how to build second rate motorcycles you could have bought for $500 at the lots on the "wrong" side of the tracks. I'd hate to see you miss out on a fun-filled day of talking with your friends about what "makes a true American man" and the "advantages" of looking like an unshaven, thick browed, ape who looks like he's been in prison for two years. I would be monumentally surprised if you were any different than that. So unless you have an IQ of over 140, can speak 4 languages, play four different instruments, and are planning embarking into politics, you are talking way out of your league. Auf Wiedersehen, Adios, Hey då, and good bye, you nobody. =)
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I am fluent in 2 languages (English and Spanish) and I'm learning a 3rd (German) and considering taking up a 4th (another of the Romance languages, probably Italian), although I don't know why that matters since it's kind of a worthless skill in the US. I think NASCAR is boring, but I'll watch the last ten laps if I'm having a bloody mary for Sunday Funday, Fords blow (GMC is the only American brand worth spit and only barely then), I hate redneck comedy and I think motorcycles are for gelled up douches.
But now that we got that out of the way, I still think you suck. I'll be within a few months of finishing LAW SCHOOL when I'm your age. That age diference is more than you not knowing what you want to do.
Oh, and medicine isn't exactly a great transition into politics, it worked for Frist not because he was a doctor, but because his family owned the largest hospital firm in the nation.
And once again, I don't care about tennis. Golf, sailing and power boating, bird hunting and saltwater fishing are my sports.
Oh, and I call bulls**t. Anyone with a McLaren is already in a fraternity through a multiple legacy (or if he's new money, through reccomendations of pals at the country club). Even if that wasn't the case they wouldn't be asking for advice on an internet forum.
We've all seen Van Wilder brosephus, maybe next time see if you can slide by basing your life story on PCU instead. Because at my house we're looking for "Definite Mayflower material."
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