For once we can all agree on something!

No one else brought up this guy's race, but I think it's necessary. Why? Because it lets me transition into... (but first, pass me a beer)
OMG I'm NOT in the Black patriotism thread? SHIT. Oh well pass the Jager.

YEAH. I don't care as long as you're on the lighter end of the spectrum. That means I'm gonna have to be checkin some of you Mex-ee-cans to make sure you're okay. Aw shit, pass the Whiskey, Ale, Cuervo, Lager, and Vodka.
Yeah I mean stop coming into the country illegally, being black, and then trying to cash large checks. Screw this, where's the Everclear?

In the midst of dying from laughter at this translation, why isnt Earp dead from the apparent e-alcohol poisoning? all of that above sounds like the recipe for disaster.

P.S. 360 billion, really? only an ASS would try to cash a check that:
a. isnt made out to him,
b. is for an insane amount of money (if he knew anything, money in that amount wouldnt be given out by a teller, it would be wired between accounts)
c. carry illegal firearms and drugs in the process. i mean REALLY?

*headdesk*

OMG I heard about this on the radio the other day.... geez. If you're gonna write a check to yourself, make sure it's not gonna ATTRACT ATTENTION!!!

Apparently he's representive in his alcohol consumption. I just translate!

And I damn fine job you do!
;)

Oh yeah, he doesn't look shady. :rolleyes: I wish I could give him some credit and say that he at least tried to look professional at the bank by wearing a suit or something. ...but I guess I am dreaming.

He must have been as high as he looks to try to do that.

that's what i was thinking too

and the last line is hysterical

I surprised that someone who would do that could spell the word Billion