Ok, heres mine-she was a psycho freak

I got a loft apartment with this girl I worked with and it was great at first. Most of the downstairs furniture was hers, and the bed upstairs was hers. well, we lived there for like a month, and she started dating this guy. I went out a lot, but I also had two jobs so I was NEVER home. Well, she started working opposite schedule of me and started staying the night at her new boyfriends.
I found out she was telling people that I was a slut and having parties all the time, and sleeping with guys in HER bed. I couldnt believe it!!! And my MOM was our manager at work, so she went crying to my mom telling her how horrible I was and that she had to move out. My mom said "good riddence you lying little girl-maybe you should try finding a new job too." My mom of course believed me over her, and one night the roomate came over while I wasnt there and took all her furniture. The apartment was EMPTY!!
Good riddence!!

I had the roommates from hell my freshman year. I think I posted this on the thread ZTAngel posted, so I'll just give the highlights:

- I was in a double that had been crowded to a triple. Dorm space was tight, so this was commonplace.

- One roommate had the same first name as I do, and if anyone called for me she'd assume the call was for her.

- The other roommate was a total neat freak.

- My two roommates were one race, I'm another. One of my roommates started dating someone (same race that they were) who was a total racist. He turned her into a racist. So pretty soon she wouldn't give me the time of day.

- Other roommate (the one with my first name) had a lot of college credit, and spent the whole first semester whining about how she shouldn't have to take any freshman classes because of her transfer credit. (She did get transfer credit for many freshman classes, but not all.)

Finally, they got to be too much, and I complained to my dorm's housing chairs. I lucked out - someone was moving off my floor at the same time, and I got her room (a single that usually goes to a junior http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif ) and my roommates got their room as a double for the rest of the year. The next year, though, they had to move off the floor or take a freshman roommate (as that room was to be crowded again). Needless to say, they moved http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

DeltAlum - that sounds like a sitcom in the making!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

I lucked out pretty much, except for my last roommate - she had a habit of making long distance calls to Kentucky and not paying for them. Since this was before the days of calling cards, the bill was all under my name and I had to pay it, or ruin my credit. Be glad everyone now that you have calling cards and don't have to deal with this!

this is me taking dictation from KappaStarBoy, who really needs to get his own account

"I had a roommate who didn't like to wear clothes. One time my friend Amanda was coming over to study chemistry 'cause we had an exam the next day and I asked 'Naked Roommate' as he was referred to by my friends...i'm serious, we called him that when he wasn't around...I said to him 'Andrew, Amanda's going to be coming over so we can study for our exam tomorrow.' And he looked at me and just said 'I'll just stay under the covers. The end."

Now me: I had a perfectly nice roomie my freshman year. She was sweet and polite, a bit of a neat freak, but there are worse things. HOWEVER, she was a very devout Methodist. I didn't have much of a problem with that, because she never pushed her religion on me, but our room did sort of resemble an aquarium from all the fish everywhere. She probably spent the entirety of the year wondering how she drew the one Jewish girl in the freshman class for a roommate.

And my roommate for the first half of sophomore year not only had an emotional pet chinchilla...anyone here ever heard a chinchilla cry, it scared the living KRAP out of me the first time I heard that...but she had this phone that used to belong to her dad. We called it Rambo-phone. You could hear it ringing 3 floors below, I swear. Her dad had it because he was a high-school music teacher and wanted to be able to hear it over his 75-piece choir. And the damn thing would always ring at 7 in the morning and it was never for me.

These stories are so funny!
I was lucky that my campus roommates were all pretty decent. We respected each other's privacy and property which is essential to being a good roommate. I did have a housemate who was like my own personal version of Single White Female. She did her hair like me and went after guys I liked. She was nosy and talked about how awful I was behind my back. I have never spoken to her again after she graduated.

I know this is an old thread and all.....but I have had my share of psycho roomies, so I felt the need to share.:D

-My first roommates were two guys, the summer before my freshman year of college. One was great and wonderful, we're still friends. The other was a drug dealer. I couldn't ever figure why he had people over for "parties" that lasted 10 minutes, until my other roomie clued me in. NOT COOL.

-Next person was my first roommate in the fall of freshman year, she left two days after rush b/c she didn't get the house she wanted and she missed her boyfriend in Oklahoma.....ok....whatever? :rolleyes:

-After her I got this girl who was a very strict Catholic. I am Catholic too, but she was just....woah. This girl hated me I think, honestly. She always told me I was ugly, a slut, etc. etc. One time she even had the audacity to say "You know, since your parents have so much money you'd think they'd get you plastic surgery so you wouldn't have to wear makeup all the time." OUCH! I wear makeup b/c I like to! SORRY....:confused:

-Then after this I moved to a different dorm.....here I had yet another weird roommate. She was a coke addict. And she was just plain psycho. She scared the crap out of me, and she did the lovely "have sex while I am on the bed on top of her" thing. Appreciated it....really...

-The last roommate takes the cake however. This girl seemed nice enough when I moved in with her.....things went pretty OK for awhile. Then I began to notice how much pot this girl smoked. And when she was high she LOVED to pop her boyfriends zits.....EWWW.....and all over too, not just the ones on his face. Ok, so as if this wasn't all bad enough! Then she started stealing my money and using my student ID to charge food and stuff. And then when we came back to school after spring break, she has started smoking pot at least 4 times a day, she was ALWAYS stoned! So a few weeks before the end of semester I tell her that I'd like her to quit doing it in our room. She flips out and goes totally psycho on me. We fight all day and then she gets our CA (same thing as an RA) in to our room claiming that I am verbally harassing her!!! :confused: Ok, so I am not really paying attention or whatever and she looks at me and goes "You know you're nothing but a rich f*cking b*tch!" to which I replied with....well, something not very nice, but she asked for it. Then she goes "Do you want me to kick your a$$?" Ummm...no thanks! But regardless she came running over to where I was sitting and punched me in the face and broke my nose, while the CA was still in there!!!!! :eek: :eek: Yea so then she got arrested, I had this ugly black eye for weeks, and it was just a messy messy situation.

Whew.....thankfully I'm living in the house this fall, so while things won't be quiet and normal, at least I know I'm not living with tons of psychos!!!!!!!! :p

After a huge fight... My first roomie threw our REMOTE at my HEAD!!!

It hit the wall but geeezzzz there could have been serious damage! needless to say we only lasted a semester.


But I have the perfect roomie now! she is great!

Freshman year I was in a forced-triple, and my third roommate was horrible. He was very cheap. He would eat our food without giving us money or chipping in. One time he wroe one of my shirts. I wear an XL and he wears a small. I would come into the room and he would be looking at porn on his comp. He moved out 3 months into the year. Anyways glad thats over.

I had this really religous roomate a yr ago or so. He would drive ALL the way from San Diego to LA for Church group or whatever. Not being very religous, that KINDA bothered me, but I didn't say anything.

But one day one of my other roomates (the one in DU) was watching PlayBoy Casting Calls on the Religous guy's DVD player, so he TOOK IT OUT and brought it to his GF's house the next day! So I was like "ok b*tch", and I took my errrr a friend's playboy, opened it up to a basty page, and put it on the coffee table, when i got home the next day, it was gone! He took the table out of the house and brought it to his GF's house! I mean CMON!!!!!!! Like I scared the table for life................

At the request of CrimsonTide4
 

Well..there have been many many many roommate threads, and I don't really feel like digging them all up (even though CT4 already did a lot of it), but apparently these stories are too funny to NOT post...So here's my story about roommate numbers one and two from last year :D

Roomate One:
-------my first roommate was 21, about 6'2", prolly pushing 300 lbs.. smelled funny, didn't enjoy bathing, and was all lesbian (nothing wrong with that, just an observation)....she drove me up the f*ckin wall....and what made it worse, her g/f was about the same proportions, a few inches taller....didnt like to bathe... all the same isht...and that stankin' ass bitch would come down and stay with her...in a DORM BED...girl, those things are TINY..pam could barely fit on one herself (not calling her fat, cuz lord knows i don't have room to talk...just another observation)...so then it was Pam AND Sam...:eek: ....it was so bad...when they were both there, i stayed in one of my sister's rooms... and i'd have to go to my room to get my blankets and pillow..and my sister wouldnt even come in my damn room..it was that bad...she'd stand out in the hall and gag from the stench....

Roommate Two:
--------the second roommate almost lost her head one day... she downloaded the nelly/nsync song...and listened to it and sang along...32 TIMES IN A ROW... cuz every time she played it again, i was like 'b*tch, im finna whoop your A$$'....and then id think 'i wish this b*tch WOULD play it again....ill say something'... so finally, after 32 times.. i coudlnt stand it.. i was like 'Hey roommate, could you NOT play that f*cking song, EVER AGAIN?!!'...she used to get SO mad that i called her 'roommate'.... for a while, i didn't even remember her real name, lol, which was bad, because i was rushing her :-D



Alright, so looking back on how I talk on IM, I sound like a drunken sailor!! I promise I don't have such a potty mouth all the time - - just when people drive me nuts!!! :p

lol @ the title of the thread.

LMAO @ her roommate stories. One day I will post my roomie stories which is why I live alone TODAY. :D

DA126 three words for your ex-room mates
 

Triflin' azz bitches!

LOL, I can tell that your life is never dull. You have the patience of Joel, someone would have to slap a restraining order on me.



@ CT4, we're waiting. :D

Re: DA126 three words for your ex-room mates
 

Funny that you say that...Cuz I am all kinds of patient when a situation actually arises....But when I look back and tell the story is when I get all bitter.... Little bass ackwards, eh?? :)

Re: DA126 three words for your ex-room mates
 

Don't you mean the patience of JOB?!!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you might wanna reread the BIBLE. :eek: :o

CTFU @ Joel.

CT4, I hear ya! I've had some serious roomates from hell.

Not in any particular order:

Came home from a superbowl party, EARLY I might add. Why early? Because I had a dog and he needed to be walked regularly. Come home to find roomie dearest w my puppy on a leash. I was like, Oh thanks, that's so nice that you were gonna walk him. She was like "I'm not walking him, I'm taking him to the pound, I am sick of him" WTF?

Next: Many of my things and my roomate I shared bedroom with things were missing. This was over the summer when univ housing was DIRT cheap. They were painting the unoccupied apartments, so all the furniture was out in the hall. Bad roomie was at work and Good roomie had gotten idea our missing clothes, books, music, toiletries, framed photos, etc might be in her posession. So we went in her room. FURNITURE from the other apartments was in there that she stole for her new apartment (she was dropping out of school that semester)--all of good roomie and my stuff was in her drawers--clothes still on hangers as she was a good bit larger than either of us, there was no way she could wear our clothes. My toothpaste and qtips were in her drawers, for Chrissakes!!

OK, that's 2 of my roommate from hell stories... there are more to be posted later...