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LegallyBrunette 02-07-2008 07:06 PM
LMAO.

And this should probably be added to that 'what not to do during rush' thread


Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596011)
Chuck got really upset and started punching the girls in super black-belt style, then Chuck round kicked a couple more. Chuck’s Rho Chi talked to Chuck about anger management afterwards. Chuck now has a new Rho Chi.

AlphaFrog 02-07-2008 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596030)
Chuck wore a black shirt, as well, as he didn't want to play favorites and accidentally pick a sorority color.
Sorry, Chuck, Theta's on campus. Chuck fails.

DSTCHAOS 02-07-2008 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596030)
I'm so sorry. How could Chuck forget such an important detail. Well, after consulting so many threads on the topic on GC, Chuck felt very prepared with my chosen wardrobe. Chuck knew Chuck would want to wear his favorite cowboy boots, spurs, and black rancher hat. Chuck wanted to be remembered and also didn't want to seem like he was trying to be someone he wasn't. Chuck wore a black shirt, as well, as he didn't want to play favorites and accidentally pick a sorority color. While Chuck wanted to wear jeans, he didn't want to seem to cas or anything, so Chuck went with some cute khaki capris.

Chuck knows you're thinking "capris and cowboy boots?" But trust Chuck... it worked.

Also, Chuck wrote his own recs to all of the houses.
WOOHOO!

CrimsonTide4 02-07-2008 07:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596030)
I'm so sorry. How could Chuck forget such an important detail. Well, after consulting so many threads on the topic on GC, Chuck felt very prepared with my chosen wardrobe. Chuck knew Chuck would want to wear his favorite cowboy boots, spurs, and black rancher hat. Chuck wanted to be remembered and also didn't want to seem like he was trying to be someone he wasn't. Chuck wore a black shirt, as well, as he didn't want to play favorites and accidentally pick a sorority color. While Chuck wanted to wear jeans, he didn't want to seem to cas or anything, so Chuck went with some cute khaki capris.

Chuck knows you're thinking "capris and cowboy boots?" But trust Chuck... it worked.

Also, Chuck wrote his own recs to all of the houses.
http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/laughing.gifChuck, you rock! You're definitely ballsy.;)

Chuck Norris 02-07-2008 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlphaFrog (Post 1596033)
Sorry, Chuck, Theta's on campus. Chuck fails.
:( Chuck is embarassed. Should Chuck will wear gray tomorrow? Is that NPC-neutral? Please help Chuck as this could likely start WWIII if not resolved before Chuck meets his group at the tent tomorrow.

sigmadiva 02-07-2008 07:13 PM
I'm loving this thread too. Can't wait for more. I agree, this is officially my favorite recruitment thread by far!!!:D

btw, I love Chuck Norris (the real actor) and I could totally see him going through recruitment like this. This would make a great SNL or Mad TV spoof. :p

CrimsonTide4 02-07-2008 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596039)
:( Chuck is embarassed. Should Chuck will wear gray tomorrow? Is that NPC-neutral? Please help Chuck as this could likely start WWIII if not resolved before Chuck meets his group at the tent tomorrow.
Chuck, you're so kick azz that I think you should wear whatever color you want because after all you are CHUCK NORRIS. Tell them to change their colors if they don't like it.

smiley21 02-07-2008 07:14 PM
One of Zeta's colors is gray. How about yellow?

DSTCHAOS 02-07-2008 07:15 PM
LOL.

Chuck doesn't get embarassed. Embarass gets Chucked.

You stick out like a sore thumb, anyway, wear any color you please.

Chuck Norris 02-07-2008 07:17 PM
Damn straight CrimsonTide. Zeta and Theta can both change their colors. Tomorrow Chuck will be sporting both black and gray.

AlphaFrog 02-07-2008 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596039)
Should Chuck will wear gray tomorrow? Is that NPC-neutral?
Sorry, Chuck, Zeta's got grey.

No purple, white, pink, black, yellow/gold, dark blue, light blue, turquoise, grey, wine or silver blue.

That leaves red (as long as it's not straying toward pink or wine), orange, and green. So, a Christmas sweater, Irish flag, and flame patterns are all good.

couggirl 02-07-2008 07:18 PM
I have to say that I received my first rejection letter to a school today and was really donw until I read this. now I can't stop laughing and the guy who is sitting a few chairs away from me at the coffee shop I am at keeps looking at me like I am insane. i have to add that I want more, PLEASE!!

CrimsonTide4 02-07-2008 07:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596046)
Damn straight CrimsonTide. Zeta and Theta can both change their colors. Tomorrow Chuck will be sporting both black and gray.
You damn right, Chuck. http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/rockon.gif

alum 02-07-2008 07:28 PM
This rivals Senusret's intake thread (http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...ad.php?t=87575 ).
I never actually LOL at a rush description except for these 2.

texas*princess 02-07-2008 07:34 PM
Good luck Chuck!!!

I hope you find the house of your dreams!!!


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