Projectile vomit!!! Linda Blair's crazy azz anyday!!!

Scanners with blowing up heads vs. Pinhead from Hellraisers 2nd movie...

Pinhead...hands down








The Incredibles vs the Fantastic Four

Incredibles! I'm kiddie like that though... FF old school Hanna Barbera style was cool though...

Spiderman vs Wolverine (X-men)

since I have one of teh comics that happened in....


Wolverine



ok...Monet...time to get a little more outlandish


Forrest Gump vs Forrest Whittaker in a rap contest.

Run Forrest Run!!! Like a Box of Chocolate... He can hang with Bubba...

Manchester United vs. New England Patriots in an ice hockey face off on ESPN?

well that depends...

the Pats because you know they will cheat...heheheh



Tom Brady vs Tom Hanks.....









in drag

Tom Hanks did drag on that TV show... He was ugly dressed as a woman, though...

Princess Leia vs. Princess Diana in a light saber battle?

hmmm....getting celebrity death match on me now.....


(this was where I was trying to go....I think)

Diana would go Darth Maul all over her arse....


marilyn manson vs marilyn monroe

Some like it hott... Monroe...

2001 Space Odyssey end part vs. the Beatle's Yellow Submarine after a toke...

damn....








damn........



damn!





2001.





Maximus (russell Crowe's Gladiator) vs Leonides (300)

Leonides, that Spartan was sexxxy as hayle!!!

Midway with Admiral Yamamoto vs. Patton, "Yeah I read the Bible, every Gottdayum Day"?

ok..now you are getting just ridiculous


Yamamoto....




Mr Miyagi vs Mr Sulu

Wax on, wax off!!!

Colonel Steve Austin vs. Jaime Sommers?

Steve...

got a better one


Col Steve Austin vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

WWF with Rowdy Roddie Piper!!!

Gravedigger vs. Off the top rope?