I have no idea what you mean....I didnt say trash bags..I said whips and cuffs...

They really do look like fruit roll ups. :eek:

No kidding . . . although anyone (including me) who clicked on this thread which had a title that fully-disclosed its subject matter had to know what was coming . . .

And BTW I like the exclamation point as a finishing touch to the thread's title. It makes it kind of like a cheer :-)

It seems that PrettyBoy didn't know what he was getting into, lol. To tell the truth I didn't know anything about DDs until last summer.

Yes, exclamation points make good things great. :cool:

thats what he gets for being nosey....

Hilarious
 

The bomb sex toys

Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden

A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.

From Fight Club:

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]

Well I didnt know anything about them until today. Just now.
So i guess I learned something today :D

Interestingly enough, the health clinic at UK will give students unlimited condoms but each student can only get one free dental dam. I guess that means they aren't very poplar.

our campus gave out dental dams all the time. dont know if ppl were using them.

and ive never seen them in green, always clear, pink, or otherwise flesh-colored.

all the demonstrations ive seen sexual health advocates do with dental dams, it seems like youd be able to have your cake and eat it too. you just wouldnt get all that frosting in your face.

LMAO!