Why, Tom, why can't you romp and play? What do you have to do that takes you away from romping? Poor Suri has a father who has to save the world and has no time for romping and playing. What will become of her? Gosh, she might turn out to be an SP and have to go to Crimina for rehab. Crazy is as crazy does.....

Oh no, you've got to go to the end, where you can see that the whole thing was the video for him receiving the Freedom Medal of Valor at some Scientology award thing.

There just aren't words to describe the crazy.

Super freak, super freak! That guy's a super freak!

There are so many good quotes in this thread I want to make the whole thing my signature.

Tom, Tom, Tom. I had your "All the Right Moves" poster (which my mom had them take out of the display because it was the last one and I wanted it SO much) hanging in my dorm room/bedroom for 4 years, you got to see all the naughty things I was doing throughout those 4 years, and this is the thanks I get.

I thought he was nuts when he jumped on the couch...I thought he was crazy when he gave Brooke a hard time...This is insane.

Hey according to Tom, the Scientologists have the "way of happiness" that can unite cultures and cause world peace. So how about we load up Tom, John Travolta, Kirsty Alley and all the other 'tologists and fly them to Bagdad. They can do thier "thing" and either we have world peace or we are saved from another "Battleship Earth". Its a win-win either way.

Question: Are his other 2 kids (Connor & Isabella) being raised as Scientologists? We know Suri is.

I doubt Ms. Urban would go for that. That shit is probably the reason she divorced him in the first place. Well, that and the fact that she was contractually bound to wear flats at all times.

Was there a cohert thought in that whole mess?

I read 2 recent articles from interviews both Nicole & Katie gave about those 2 kids. Nicole was mad because Connor & Isabella started calling her 'Nicole' instead of mom so she said she chewed them out every time they did that.

In the Katie interview, she said how Connor & Isabella called her "mom" now and she loved it.

It sounds like there's some brainwashing going on in the Cruise camp.

No.

I'm just about Katie's age, and it would creep me out to have two kids over half my age call me mom in a literal sense.

That is absolutely crazy. :eek:

So did anyone catch what SP or KSW or any of his other acronyms stand for?

I didn't. Pray tell.