This day's going way to slow
To the mall I want to go
To hit the sales, and pick up feed
For my fat cat which he does need

This rhyming thing is kinda hard,
I don't wanna look like a re-tard,
If I fail I might just be scared,
Or maybe I will just fart (lol) j/k

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I want to go on a hot date,
I wish he were a nice mate,
I promise not to make a mistake,
I will have a good time at any rate.

What's this thread doing on page 2?
Oh no, my friends, that will not do!

To the top, I'll give it a bump
So it doesn't die out here in the old thread lump.

I've nothing really to say, just wanted to rhyme
It may be just for me, but hey, I had a good time!

I'm all bored here so I'm playing Snood
and trying to take my mind off of food.

I'm buying a ticket to VA for V day
One of my sisters just met Bobby Flay.

I want a pair of new Coach shoes
But will probably just end up spending that money on booze.

way to go nitta-yay, a bump to the top!
I have a story; it involves a cop

should I tell it here? yes? maybe not
law enforcement stories are not what's hot

what should I say then to keep this thread alive?
can't let it meet an untimely demise

I need some help guys; someone jump in
preferrably, some hot young men

oh, what does that matter when they can't be seen?
although that may not be such a bad thing

especially if they're behind the screen doing something obscene
we've heard of the wackos; you guys know what I mean

nope, just forget it; GCers don't behave that way
lol-don't listen to me; who cares what I say?

I'm tired of rhyming now; it gets old fast
It's 10:35, time to lay on my
























bed and get a good night's sleep
not another word outta me; not even a peep:rolleyes:

No one has posted since late last night
Did everyone wait until it got light?

I sit here with my coffee and kitty
Cuz outside it's nothing but rainy and gritty

Sixty degrees outside, tis nothing but a shame
It's winter, god dammit, no snow, oh so lame!

Can't wait to read the next couple of lines
Cuz everything Greeks do is fabulous and fine!

Thank you, Ree- a *bump* for the new day
I keep jumping in with nothing to say

Where is our OP to help us out
Will she come if I jump, stomp and shout?

Don't let the thread die; I like to see rhymes
they make me laugh in boring times

It's 1.9.08; I'll dazzle in pink and green
Classy AKA lady hitting the scene

i've been sick as a dog for 2 days
i thought the tingly feelings were a phase
but the coughing got worse
and my throat really hurts
my temperature is up
there's hot tea in my cup
and i stayed in my bed
watched CNN to see who's ahead
who did New Hampshire vote for?
Clinton in blue, Romney in red!

sigh, it is wednesday
in my bed here i lay
this sickness cannot stay
cause my monthly rent it does not pay

and in all of this my mommy didnt call
when you move out, no one cares at all?

aw, tld had been sick and under the weather
I hope that tomorrow she feels much better

It's no fun to have coughs, sneezes, and aches
Mommy, go help her for goodness sakes!

You GC fam has not forgotten about you
The best cure for that is TheraFlu

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...t/theraflu.jpg

relax, let it work while you sit on your rump
meanwhile as I help you, this thread gets a *bump*!:D

Aw, tld, we care, yes, we do!
We're here to say "bless you" when you go "ah-choo".

Don't forget GC's here
whether you're well or sick
'Cause you know who your friends are
now family, eh, them you can't pick.


:) feel better! (put on a sweater! had to make it a rhyme! oh, I'm just killin' time)

My coworker just got canned
The Style Council is my favorite band.

Girls nite out is coming soon,
We're going to dance and howl at the moon.

I'm breaking out like I'm sixteen
At my old age, this is obscene.

I can't believe how much time I've wasted today on GC!
But I got to walk down memory lane with my old flame Al B.

I was uber-productive yesterday, so maybe I'm burned out
If I didn't have something fun to do, I'd prolly just sit here and pout.

Day's almost over, I can salvage some time
If I put my mind to it and wrap up this rhyme.

Tomorrow I'll be good, I promise, no lie
Unless I get bored, then it's back to GC to say hi!

I, too, felt like crap on Tuesday night
I called my mama, so she could tell me how to make it right

Off to Wal Mart she said to go
they have the best thing for colds, dont ya know?

What you need to get is some Thera Flu
It will shake that nasty cold right out of you

I bought some of the nasty drink
(But I really wanted to pour it down the sink)
I put it in the mirowave to heat it up
I used a glass, and not a plastic cup

That mess was almost too hot for me to hold
I grabbed the pot holders
to hold the cup instead
because I wasn't that bold
and didnt want my palms to be red.

That's all the rhyme I have today
This was a fun game
Perhaps tomorrow, again, this will I play.

*curtsies*

nikki1920 I tip my hat to you
telling a life's story in rhyme is hard to do

yes, making up that rhyme was hard to do
there is a pebble or something in my new shoe

true poetic talent I truly lack
and I'm still hugry and really want a big mac