McDonalds: 3 days worth of caloric intake... im loving it!

Orbit Gum

For Sore Jaws, No Matter What


Geico

Cool, cute, comical commercials - craptastic coverage!

Starbucks

Starbucks...Disregard the Satanic Imagery and Have a Merry Christmas!



Mountain Dew

Oh, Sorry, were you planning on sleeping in the next 36 hours?



Rolaids

R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells relief when you can't spell PRILOSEC




Beanie Babies

Invest in your kids' college fund today - buy Beanie Babies!


Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show

B***hes gone wild!!


Target

Why shop at Walmart when you can pay more money for the same stuff and tell people that you don't shop at Walmart?



MaryKay

MaryKay -- Sure it's a cult, but hey, gotta love the pink Cadillacs



M&Ms

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand - well, except the color off the shell. That's permanent.




Walgreens

Better cheap a$$ hsit than WalMart, but still not as good as Target.




1-800-Flowers

When you care enough to send something, but not enough to worry about spending time looking for something at the store.




Paintballs

Nothing says love like a big splat of paint on your back.



Tropicana Orange Juice

For those who carve tart juice


Equifax