i never really went anywhere... but thx!


wow. i almost spit my mango rum-and-coke on the screen.

Almost. ::clutches sweet glass with TLC::

Reputations
 

If you really were classy you'd have joined Holly Hobbie, they are seriously the oldest sorority, and have the best Prairie Party formal. Don't even think about joining Polly Pocket, they are small; Strawberry Shortcake girls are fat from eating too many sweets, and are smelly; oh and the Precious Moments are church girls.

LMAO. well, it's worth a shot:

DITY?

*gasp*

like ohmigawd i can't believe you're a Rainbow Brite.

I heard last year at rush they wore the most hideous outfits. They didn't even match :(

I heard Rainbow Brite is the "lesbian house."

Remember the days when everyone wanted Cabbage Patch? They were by far the most wanted girls at one point. They disappeared for a while, but I hear they're really coming back strong!

You guys are being really MEAN! I mean, can't anyone say anything without, like, getting their heads bitten off??

Besides, we all know Fraggle Rock is where its at.

I am a legacy to Precious Moments, and they are not just "Church girls"! They have parties and serve TWO different kinds of lemon-ade, and put walnuts in their brownies. I even heard that an entire pledge class skipped Bible Group one wednesday to counsel one of the pledges who stayed out past 9:30 the night before.

I wanted to be a Prescious Moments but they didn't have them at my school. So I suicided Strawberry Shortcake, because I like to bake. And yes I know we are fat (I am a size 6), but who cares! There is more of us to love!

Cabbage Patch is only strong in the butch sense. Not even David the Gnome will mix with them.

Why are you girls being so mean to me? I can't help it if I go to a horrible school that doesn't have the "good" sororities. Why rub it in by recommending I join sororities that aren't even an option for me?

umm, even I know that the Fraggle Rock girls are cokeheads. Have you seen them lately?

here's what you do: screw ALL those mentioned above, and get with the Punky Brewster girls. they're nothing short of awesome. COB their chapter at your old school, and then transfer to Big Azz State U and transfer into that chapter. it seems like your only option right now.

I heard that the Punky Brewster chapter was supposed to get closed down 12 years ago. I will only join that as a last resort. Can you write me a rec?

emphasis on "supposed to." let's just say anything is possible when you "accidentally" come across some bad Shortcake. let's say they were doing some dirty baking and you won't be seeing those fatties around for a while.

but umm, rec? sure. i mean never mind that i'm a member of the 2-member School House Rock Sorority, Inc. I guess i could find time between all my stepshows and bringing diversity to campus like it's sexyback to write you one.

Don't lie. You don't step. You're too busy riding the train around conjunction junction to do anything meaningful like that. And just because you're teaching blind kids about circulation while Strawberry Shortcake is off galavanting with Rover, it does not make you diverse.

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

I just wanted to take a moment to let you all know.....
















That the distinguished gentlemen of Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados, will be having an interest meeting on Saturday evening at 19:83pm.

Tell no one. Discretion is key. In fact, don't even come. That wouldn't be discreet.

Thundercats: Hooooooooo!