If I wouldn't get caught, yes I would.

Would you disaffiliate yourself with your fraternity/sorority for life as if you never were initiated for a million dollars?

Easily.

Would you drink a whole bottle of Barcardi 151 and tabasco mixed together in one hour for a million dollars?

(It's a giant prairie fire shot!)

naw....because I would die before I got a chance to enjoy it


would you have normal natural sex with occipitofrontal for a million?

(while her 'husband' watched)

She doesn't like "ethnic stuff" and i'm not Anglo-American, so no.

Would you co-star with Dustin Diamond in another one of his "porno" flicks for a million dollars?

Hahahahahaha:D Ewwww gross. No way!

Would you french kiss Ron Jeremy for 5 minutes straight for a million dollars?

...and no u cannot gargle with listerine afterwards!!!