OK this is where the thread gets TMI
 

that is the WORST feeling in the world!

and that happens more often than you think - someone's home bathroom can smell like urine and still be clean because of years of urine in the subfloor. replace the wax ring underneath and you're good!

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Hahahahahaha. OMG this is SO gross but halarious.:D

Aim is important . . .
 

And that is also why the SECOND thing to teach your little boy is HOW TO AIM. (First is lift the lid, third is how to replace the toilet paper).

I think 3rd should be putting the seat back DOWN. My boyfriend grew up as the oldest of three boys. They don't put the seat down in their house! I can't handle it! And he comes to my apartment and leaves the seat up! :eek: (Fourth can be the TP replacement.)
Although, how many boys don't use TP unless they have to sit anyway...

Yeah. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

I absolutely hate it when the TP is hanging down so low that it's touching the floor. If that's the case, then I'll reach my hand way up inside the dispenser and tear it off as far up as I can reach and leave the floor-trailing paper right there where it falls. Sorry if that's rude, but whatever, any place with a public restroom should have a janitor who wears gloves and carries a broom and dustpan.

You should buy one of those decorative canisters where you can fit 3 extra rolls in. It VERY MUCH comes in handy.

Definitely ICE
 

Using a public restroom is a definite In case of an emergency for me. so when i run in and slam the door to 'relieve' myself and see no paper, or all thats left is whatever is glued to the roll, i am stranded.... If no one is there when i yell 'help' I'll go into the next stall....
But, really, never ever use, the hanging paper. always continue pulling until you are sure that whatever you use, hasnt already been 'brushed' by someone else's hand. I just feel that seeing 'some' paper is better than seeing none at all.

hhahaha, true

some paper is better than none at all

Okay TP hangs OVER not under. Under makes zero sense. Where are you supposed to see it to tear it off if it hangs under?

And people...can we please flush toilets after we're done in public restrooms. And not pee on the seat? Two simple concepts. What the hell are these people doing at home?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 

lol:D

I STILL do not understand how pee ends up on a wall in a woman's restroom. The physics do not compute. (And I didn't see any little kids go in there that day)

I'm so baffled. Who is doing this stuff? Is it guys sneaking in? What the hell is going on? Damn toilet pixies, messing up restrooms.
Could they at least write good graffiti or something?

I swear, I worked the theater that whole evening. It's not a megaplex; that portion of the theater has only two screens and me behind the concession booth. There was no time for a boy to sneak in there! I would have seen him! There wasn't even like a young kid who went in with his mom.

Also baffling, though I didn't deal with this one personally. Pooping on the floor next to the toilet. Again, how do you miss. Are you straddling the seat with one foot in the bowl? Are you somehow facing the wrong direction completely? I have no idea. I know you were close, but close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades... definitely not defecation.

Also, if you poop on the floor... do the world a favor and don't make the minimum wage worker clean it up. I don't care how you clean it up, just do it and then wash your hands.. a lot. Luckily this happened at a zoo where they just so happen to have plenty of shovels designated for that sort of purpose. But still... ewwwww.

Okay, this made me laugh so hard, that my boss just came in to check if I was okay.