i enjoyed the warm clear water in St. Thomas because i havent been to the beach in 3 years. YES!

The last time I watched the news, I ____________________________

The last time I watched the news, I was shocked to find out that teens are apparently stealing nighttime medicine and adding it to heroin! WTF!

The last time I went to the club, ____________________

Was at "The Bug" in London, UK--it was hip hop night and they wanted to stay. It was the crypt of some church near Brixton.

The last time I drove 10 miles+ over the speed limit, __________________

I was speeding right past a Sheriff's Department patrol car and immediately slowed way down...then had to go the exact speed limit for the next fifteen miles until the car behind me passed me and I realized it wasn't the cop at all.

The last time I smoked a cigarette, ______________.

Was two months ago...I'm very proud of myself, quitting is hard!

The last time I applied for a job...

The last time I applied for a job... I actually got it! I start in two weeks and it better be good! I'm just not excited about wearing a suit everyday.


The last time i left a job...

(A year ago) I used my pregnancy as an excuse - I was tired of working 7 days a week - pregnant or not! I will never do that again.

The last time I got drunk I....
(yes, I know I'm opening the door...lol)

The last time I got drunk I ended up puking in the toilet with my 4year old patting my back saying "Mommy's sick, poor Mommy".

The last time I went to a gas station I...

The last time i went to a gas station it was to buy some ice cream after that night of drinking (ForeverRoses beat me to posting about the last time i got drunk.)



The last time I Wiki'ed something...

It was following a direct link. I don't wiki stuff. Actually it might have been encyclopediadramatica.

The last time I ate fast food, I...

was like "damn that was FAST!" (it was chinese food... not that it tends to take forever anyway)

The last time I read a magazine...

...i wondered if, in fact, Cosmo ever got that memo from women:

Dear Cosmo.

we all know at least 50 ways to make a man orgasm, the 42 spots he won't tell you he likes kissed, 8 ways to ask a man out, 22 ways to wear your hair like Lindsay Lohan, 10 new ways to wear the color orange, and the top 300 things to ask our gyno. please stop.

sincerely, america's women.

the last time i tried to put something together myself...________________

YES! EXACTLY!!!! which is why i flip through Maxim and FHM at the newsstands. way more entertaining cover stories.

I didn't try - i ROCKED IT! (i put together my friend's TV stand in his new apartment. poor guy didnt stand a chance. he spent 15 minutes reading directions, i spent 20 minutes putting the thing together! don't worry i gave him his testicles back.)


The last time I went to the ATM, ______________________________

Bank of America had installed these super cool new ones, they dont require envelopes for deposits, you just stick everything in a tray and it counts it automatically. now ive been making excuses to go deposit stuff just to see it work lol!

note to tld221: i <3 maxim. my dream is to one day look as smokin hot as half the women in there...

the last time i called in sick to work....

Cosign on the Maxim love.

Last time I called in sick to work, I was pregnant with my now 9-month-old beautiful baby girl...and retching all over my apartment! Eww!

Last time I saw my best friend, _____________.