"Manny, I think my pipes may be clogged! Can you bring your big wrench over here to take a look?"

I find this story funny. Parents need to sometimes stop and laugh at life's quirks. You know what movie my mom let my brother and I watch when we were little?

Porky's!

My brother saw the cover of the video at the video store and begged her to let us rent it. And she did, knowing full well what the movie was about...turns out she loved the movie and thought it was funny we wanted to watch it. Anyway, neither of us were damaged by watching some T&A and hearing jokes that went totally over our head.

Please.... Don't compare mom letting you watch Porky's to this scenerio. Porky's is a raunchy movie - But Deepthroat it aint ;)

My tool talks to me, particularly when I've been downing pints of ale.

Tool: Hey go talk to that fat chick!
Me: I dunno...remember what happened last time?
Tool: Shut up bitch, I do the thinking here.
Me; Yes sir.

I am overly tired so this is hilarious! Of course right now I think the newest Kia commercial with the couple sitting at a table with a laptop is comedy gold so take that as you will. Need sleep...

Jackhammer.... screwdriver........ hee