California should be changed to

California "We have drama and traffic perfected" lol:p

Some more for Ohio

1. We're trying so hard to be better than Michigan!!!

2. Welcome to the State with the Largest KKK membership in the Union. And you thought the KKK was only big in the south.

3. Our big cities are really just semi-modern medieval villages.


More for California

1. The land of the haves, have mores, and don't have a damn thing.
2. If we keep growing, Arizona will be beachfront property.
3. A commuter's worst nightmare

My old roommate was from Wisconsin and she said the motto was:

"Smell our dairy-air!"

:D

New Jersey

1. The Arm Pit of America
2. The Place where everything is hard to do
3. The Suburb of New York

LOL @ Washington, DC and Mississippi