Red flags:

- Criticizing me: my manners, my weight, my hobbies, etc.
- Knowing things about me that are NOT easy to find out. I am NOT a private person- but there are some things that would take A LOT of prodding to find out. Especially back then when there was no Yahoo/Google/Zabasearch.
- Gossipping about other people's flaws.
- Too much interest too soon.
- Disrespect and rudeness- towards me or anyone else.
- Not taking no for an answer when I refuse physical contact too soon or to engage in a certain activity or go a certain place.
- Objective discrepancies that show a person is simply not for me, such as a very large gap in education level, or a religion that is just way too different from my beliefs.
- Doing drugs, or smoking in front of me.
- While one prejudiced or stereotyped remark is something that I can look the other way regarding, if the person constantly trash-talks groups AND individuals, it WILL make me very uncomfortable. Too negative. Conversely, if the person raises holy hell if someone makes an inaccurate remark or uses an out of date term, that is also unrealistic and too judgmental.

Yellow flags:

- Not liking animals.
- Too many specific phobias, especially if they have no explanation.
- Stating you like a certain kind of woman that I could never be.
- Not picking battles sensibly.
- After a few dates, if all the nice things you say about me are regarding the way I look, and all the things you dislike about me are regarding the way I sound, I may assume you want a woman who speaks only when spoken to and is seen and not heard. Hence I WILL hightail.
- Sarcasm and snark, even if not directed at me.
- Being creeped out by a certain item I collect (yup, it happened), or saying it is infantile to do so.

I agree with almost everything Scandia said.. except the smoking part. I can deal with an ocassional smoker.

Not liking animals, especially MY dogs, is grounds for disqualification.

:)

red/yellow flags:

- those that talk too much about their ex
- arrogant attitude/chip on shoulder - BIG turn off
- too nice too soon; telling me what he 'thinks' I want to hear

Red flags
-bad grammar (I can't stand it, and it's even worse when the person IS educated and talks like this anyway)
-talking about ex girlfriends. not on the first date.
-disrespectful to the waitress, movie ticket person, etc.
-ANYONE WHO TALKS NEGATIVELY ABOUT THEIR MOM. im a firm believer that a guy treats his mom/sisters the way he treats you.
-smoking. social smoking (like at a bar when you're drunk) doesn't bother me too much, but i could never date a "smoker"

Yellow flags
-someone who name drops.
-someone who hints they have money. it's SO annoying.
-someone who doesn't like animals, especially dogs.
-tennis shoes.. not on a first date, no way.
-making a comment about the price of dinner/movies, etc.
-lack of opening doors. i dont really notice if they open a car door, but a door to a building should definitely be held open.
-a democrat (if they have strong political views). i love george bush.
-acting way too interested way too early.

I so agree with you PrettyBoy about family. What's the point of picking a decent guy/girl if they have a really really fucked up family? Unless they aren't close to their family at all, it's very easy for their family's drama to spill over into your relationship. I've witnessed this way too many times, and have even experienced it once. I once dropped a guy I really liked only after dating two or three weeks, because I couldn't handle the drama from his thug assed brother. I WILL NOT put up with having to pool money to bail someone out of jail, having my things stolen, letting family members live and freeload of us, fearing our personal safety if a family member is violent, and so on.

Answering your cell phone during dinner (unless it's a family emergency) will almost guarantee that there will be no second date.

Any mention of cosplay, anime, Dungeons & Dragons, etc. will guarantee that there will be no 2nd date. That shit freaks me out. Get a normal hobby.

If I catch him drinking a poosay drink -- White Zin, Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi O -- there will be no 2nd date. If I can handle my beer, and Jack, Jim, and Jose... my man should be able to as well.

If he mentions that he doesn't like smokers, there will be no 2nd date.

I'm going to have to agree with this as well. One of my major issues during my last relationship was the family. Granted, they were good to me and all that, but I was really concerned with how poorly they had managed money. I'm in my mid-20s, with graduate school debt and living in an expensive city, and I had more saved for retirement. I saw not only that their son had inherited their shitty view towards money, I also saw that we would be providing for their retirement. NOT FREAKING FAIR.

Also, despite the fact that I was better with money, his father still had the nerve to email me about what neighborhoods we should live in because he thought they'd be more "cost-effective." This coming from a man who doesn't have a retirement fund and, because his son has the same name, had ruined the ex's credit through bankruptcy. What made it worse was the old man has only been in NYC once in his entire life, and has no freaking clue about which neighborhoods are convenient to what we need to do. What gave him the authority to tell me how to spend my money? I just saw this happening for the rest of my life, and I also saw his son not supporting me on that, either. So, I got out of there.

The current boy? Well, his parents don't live in the country. :)

I love you.

Red flags:
-Having no sense of humor and/or not being able to take my jokes (I can't help it, I've always been a sarcastic person and that's not ever going to change)
-Someone who makes fun of me b/c I drive a Lexus, have doctors for parents, and still get an allowance (this happens way too often sadly).
-Talking about themselves and how great they are constantly...so annoying
-Being "too nice" (ie always agreeing with me, telling me what they think I "want" to hear, being a pushover)
-Bad grammar, I can't stand it when guys say things like "I ain't done that yet" or "I seen them yesterday" or "He don't need my help with that"...wtf, seriously!!! I just don't get this at all.
-Someone who doesn't like dogs, especially MY DOG. My dog is like my child, and he sleeps in my bed everynight so if you don't like him, too bad...definitely not the person for me.
-Any guy that compliments me only on the way I look, after they've gotten to know me better. It's nice that you think I'm beautiful or whatever, but I love myself b/c of the person that I am, not b/c of what I look like...
-Constant talking about their ex and even worse comparing me to them :eek:

I'm sure I have lots more, but that's enough for now. ;)

I'd make fun of you, too.

People who make fun are usually jealous and they probably wish they could be so lucky.

Nah, I'm one of the luckiest humans on the Earth and I would probably tease her about this, even on a first date - however, it would be just that: teasing. I'm not sure there's really a difference, but it would probably be funny to joke about (especially w/ the mutual sarcasm thing), and first dates are all about getting over that kind of thing.

Also I can't imagine why any of this (other than maybe 'rents as doctors) would ever come up, so it's probably moot.

However, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I tease her for this right now, so I'm probably not the best judge. I'm definitely the mayor of my own town over here . . .

I agree with most of those, particulary the drink. Except the smoking- You know me and my bag o' drugs. Bag o' drugs and I require a nonsmoker. Along with someone who can deal with the fact that anywhere we might go overnight, I need to bring a bag o' drugs.

Other flags:
-torturing animals as a child
-can't hold a conversation
-if when i mention my occupation he makes a comment along the lines of, 'i would totally fantazie about you if i were in high school.' i can handle the 'why did i have all old teachers in high school' but not the first.

That's it! You hit the nail on the head. Once I find out her family is the least bit opposite of mine, I mean, it can just be one thing. ...There will not be a 2nd date. We can be friends and that's it. Nothing else. I've told women this too. I let them know up front after they started showing me that they want more. I just told them our backgrounds are too different. So far I have a friend I like a lot, she's really nice, and our backgrounds are very similar. Everything seems cool so far:p .