You should enlist your hot sexy man-slaves to go out and pick up your dry cleaning and buy you presents.

My ankles are so skinny that even on the very last hole my ankle strap sandals are too loose. Whatever do I do? Surely there is not a man who fixes shoes out there who can help me? is there? is there?

I'm addicted to junk food, and when I eat too much I break out. I should sue the companies who make the foods!

I hate worms. Ewwwww! Why aren't there jobs created for people to remove them for me whenever it rains? I'm broke, so obviously I'm not paying them. :rolleyes:

I have an irrational fear that someone will look at my shoes in public restrooms and recognize me later and laugh. Or worse, a pervert peeping at me from the next stall (which really happened at my school 2 years ago, not to me though). Sooooo...there should be single restrooms only, in every building! Screw having 101 stalls! I'm sick of having to drive across campus to the music building everytime nature calls.

I still have five vacation days to figure out what to do with. I have some allocated for Jaycee nationals and some allocated for a couple other things. Oh, it's so tough, figuring out where to go. Any ideas for me?

I really like the way you think.

I think that's a real problem, lol. I think we have less vacation days than any major European country.

All of my pants are too big! Stores simply do not make sizes small enough for my twee little waist!

The car my parents bought me is a BMW, and it's not even a convertible. All my friends have Mercedes convertibles. I can't go anywhere with them because I'll be so embarrassed!

I REALLY hate thunderstorms. If we can send man to the moon, then why can't someone invent something that make storms change direction, just for me! Let other areas deal with hail, lightning, floods, and damaging winds.

I have so much to do these next 2 weekends, it's driving me insane. Parties, baby shower, committee meetings. All this spending money is sooooo not cool. :(

How do you live with yourself???

my solution: go to all of them

Go shopping at all of the malls and adopt all of the cute cats. After that, you'll have no money left over. :p

I'm a popular sorority girl (I know, redundant). I have so many friends and so many invitations to parties and clubs. How ever do I choose? My time is precious, so I can't waste my time going to uncool clubs or parties. But sometimes, there's like two or three cool parties in one night. What do I do then?