| AlphaFrog |
06-02-2006 03:23 PM |
Quote:
Originally posted by amycat412
I'd be an ambassador to the Petite People of the world because I am tall enough to help them find the petite sections in stores throughout the world.
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Do you, amycat, as ambassador of the Petite People, solemnly swear to further the cause of Petite People, inform them of their need for Petite clothes, and let them sit on your shoulders so they can see above the crowd at parades, concerts, and other events where large crowds of tall people gather? Do you further swear to carry the Petite Fashion Petition with you, and inform Petite women of their right to have Petites in every major Department Store?
By answering "I do" you will be bestowed the Ambassadorship of the Petite People of the world. You will have a term of 5 years, or until Bloomies, Neiman, and Nordstroms carry and equal amount of Petite fashionable clothing in perfect proportion.
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