I worked in psych for 13 years, I can relate...There was the dislocated jaw, the bruised kidney, the two girls who took off from the zoo, the two girls who took from the circus, the guy who told me I should lose weight when I was 8 months pregnant (told him I planned on losing a lot when I delivered the baby and he felt badly then!), the "definitely gonna be a sex offender/serial killer someday" kid, the guy who thought he was Elvis, the two guys who thought they were Jesus and Judas respectively (arguing with each other in a craft group), the woman who jumped off a table cuz she thought she could fly, the guy who didn't speak to anybody for 3 weeks (catatonic schiz) who spoke his first words to me because "you look like a good Christian girl"... Yep, work was never EVER boring!

This is a scary one!
I worked at a Dominos when I was in H.S., and one night I had left, and there were 2 people left; a driver and a shift manager. Well, my sister was really good friends with the manager, and used to work at the same pizza chain so she went up there to help her close so they could go out after. Apparently this guy had been hiding behind the dumpster out back (the franchise we worked for was just pathetic- The video camera worked, but it didn't tape anything, cause they were just too lazy to buy more tapes, and they kept saying they were going to fix the spotlight out by the dumpster, and never did). As they were walking out, he came out from behind the dumpster and held them up at gunpoint. Since there was no panic button or alarm, he kept them there until the time lock safe went off, and then forced them to strip and locked them in the freezer. This really scared me; especially since I was originally planning on going up there that night, so that we could all go out together! :eek:

they ended up catching the guy though. Turns out he was a former employee (hence why he knew what time they were leaving and how long the safe took and whatnot) that had actually been involved in alot of robberies in the area.

About ten years ago, a co-worker of my mom stole a helicopter and flew it into a prison yard to "rescue" her convict of a boyfriend.

I hear she just got out of jail.