Thank you frat - - -

I would view that guy simply as a guy that can not step....nothing more, nothing less! I amnot the best, but I can hold my own. If somebody can't step then so what! Sorors that can't step are sorors that can't step, bottom line they are my sorors!

Exactly!

LOL

I would expell him from the frat.

Now LG how would that letter be written?

Dear Brother Doe,

We appreciate your monetary contributions to the frat, but yo ass can't step! We have collectively figured you need to sit yo ass down. We want all of your para NOW! Don't call us, we'll call you.

Alpha wouldn't do it like that. They would need more proof, a reason, and a whole lot of multisyllabic words so that it sounded intelligent.

Dear Brother Doe:

Due to the horrendous nature of your performance last week in the Boys and Girls Club Community Service Project, the Executive Board of the Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Incorporated feels obligated to let you know that your services are no longer required within the bonds of this fraternity.
Our corporate partners and allies have on numerous occasions commented on the sheer lack of precision, rhythm, and moxy displayed during your ubiquitous step performances.
It has also come to the attention of the brethren that you have become an embarassment to the name of Alpha by consistently missing your cues on stage, your lack of stamina, and we won't even go into the notorious "falling off stage" incident. Many within your chapter, and since the advent of youtube, across the nation have had to defend your actions and general lack of hand-eye-foot coordination.
Please understand how tough a decision this was to make. With the general lack of interest in community service, a decline in the understanding of a brotherhood dynamic, and an increase in hazing incidents STEPPING IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT. Since the release of Stomp The Yard the proverbial bar has been raised and we simply can't afford to have you stinking up the stage like that.
You have every right to appeal, but it has already been documented and established that frankly...you suck...as a human...in real life. Plus nobody likes a whiner.
Please feel free to contribute to the MLK Fund, Project Alpha, Go to High School/Go to College, and our various other initiatives. Thank you for making this centennial year our greatest ever.

Sincerely,
The Management

First of All, Steppers of All, We Shall Transcend All

LMAOOOOOOOOO

This Brother is CLEARLY an Alpha!!!!!

That was pretty funny! :D

Hilarious! :D :D :D

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok,...............that was too funny..............

LMAO. I can't breathe. I had to read that out loud... twice... in my educated black person, bout to make a speech in front of the whole church/ school/ w/e, voice. PhrozenGenius you represent Alphas well.

Help Geezsus!!! LOL!!!! That letter is too much... the YouTube ref...."nobody likes a whiner"...it was all too much! LOL!!!