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You suck at life.
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"This computer has ONE more time to try my gansta and tell me I performed an illegal action...before I pick it up and throw it out the freakin second floor window!":mad: :mad:
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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
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How do I set my laser printer to "stun"?
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Sorry, did you say something important?
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I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
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If I spend all my time explaining to YOU what I just did, and what I'm in process of doing, and what I'm planning on doing, that doesn't leave me much time to actually get any work done, does it?
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Oh my goodness, the rumors were true!
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Hire someone. You've had 6 weeks. There is a difference between picking up the slack and doing someone else's job in addition to my own. Either I want his full salary added to mine or get some one else in here.
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Uh, whoops, excuse me. I'll come back when you and lady manager get off the top of your desk.
Yes, I was part of the solution - he got fired...on his birthday. His wife left him. It get's better. A year later, I got a new boss. A real BEATCH. Guess who's desk she got? Paybacks baby. :D Denise |
Stop being such a frickin idiot.
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Hey assistant--YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME (or anyone else!)
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What the f*ck is a laser?
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