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ADPi Conniebama 02-18-2006 09:50 PM

Did yall also notice the very end

"This is not a contract, it is a description of RULES FOR YOU"

I am amazed that the specificity (sp?) of the rules. And, I also wonder if she ever attempted a set of "rules for him." I know if I was in that situation I would spend some time on RULES FOR HIM as a "counter-offer." (and leave it on the pillow on my way out of the door)

What would be your "counter offer" for this looser?

AOIIalum 02-18-2006 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by ADPi Conniebama
What would be your "counter offer" for this looser?
Oh, that one's easy. Divorce Papers.

honeychile 02-18-2006 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by valkyrie
Women, you can all learn from this:

straight men who want anal have something wrong with them.

I haven't even read the contract yet, and I'm already thinking of quoting this in my signature!


ETA: Now, I've read it. This guy has read WAY too many Penthouse Forums!! He should be tied to a bed in a male prison, and have a month's worth of GBDs taken away from him!!

After, of course, the divorce papers are served. Seriously, this is one of those Ted Bundy, BTK, or whomever clowns in the making!

PiKA2001 02-19-2006 02:24 PM

It seems to me that how this guy treated his wife is really no different than how relationships work in most parts of the world. You American women are just spoiled.

sageofages 02-19-2006 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by AOIIalum
Oh, that one's easy. Divorce Papers.
She did better than that...

He was ARRESTED for kidnapping and child porn charges.

The police indicate he is a nutcase.

She obviously had no feeling of selfworth.

Sister Havana 02-19-2006 03:07 PM

If a guy I was with presented me with that...I'd run for the hills.

AlphaSigOU 02-19-2006 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by valkyrie
Women, you can all learn from this:

straight men who want anal have something wrong with them.

Sorry, folks... to me that's a one-way check valve. Out only.

KSig RC 02-19-2006 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
Sorry, folks... to me that's a one-way check valve. Out only.
I'm glad you specified that it was an 'out' valve . . . I was momentarily worried that you thought it was one-way in, oh noes! :( :( :( :o :( :eek: :confused:

HBADPi 02-19-2006 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by sageofages
He was ARRESTED for kidnapping and child porn charges.


How old was she if there were child porn charges?

honeychile 02-19-2006 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by sageofages
She did better than that...

He was ARRESTED for kidnapping and child porn charges.

The police indicate he is a nutcase.

She obviously had no feeling of selfworth.

I can't help but think that she was a child bride, especially when you consider that this was written AFTER children were involved. At least, I hope so. I hate to think that any woman would submit to even a minute of that nonsense.

And yes, AlphaSigOU, some things are just meant for out-take only. To quote a gynie friend, "If he wants gay sex, fix him up with a guy - and a LOT of condoms!"

chitownxo 02-19-2006 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by HBADPi
How old was she if there were child porn charges?
I don't think she was in those particular pictures. The child porn was found on his computer, so the sicko downloaded these from the internet.

SOPi_Jawbreaker 02-20-2006 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by ADPi Conniebama
Did yall also notice the very end

"This is not a contract, it is a description of RULES FOR YOU"

I am amazed that the specificity (sp?) of the rules. And, I also wonder if she ever attempted a set of "rules for him." I know if I was in that situation I would spend some time on RULES FOR HIM as a "counter-offer." (and leave it on the pillow on my way out of the door)

What would be your "counter offer" for this looser?

She should have "counter-offered" saying that she'll do all that stuff, but first he has to submit to being back-doored by some dude named BIG BUBBA.

chitownxo 02-20-2006 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
She should have "counter-offered" saying that she'll do all that stuff, but first he has to submit to being back-doored by some dude named BIG BUBBA.

LMAO!!!

tld221 02-20-2006 12:41 AM

has anyone ever seen "she hate me?"

(really obscure spike lee movie)

anyway, theres a scene where the wife makes her (ex)husband strip down in front of all her friends while they point, laugh, ogle, hoot and holler.

pretty much to make him feel just a little bit what its like to be objectified as a woman. i'd want him to have to experience some of these "rules."

p.s. can anyone link me to an article on the story? ive googled and cant find anything concrete. im a little confused on the story.

honeychile 02-20-2006 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by chitownxo
I don't think she was in those particular pictures. The child porn was found on his computer, so the sicko downloaded these from the internet.
Good!! That's Federal, not a misdemeanor!

Bring on the Bubbas!!!


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