Now this bothers me....

I work in a fortune 500 company and one lady in particular that works near me drives a 05 BMW... has florida beach front property... doesnt have to work because her family was already well off...

All of that material wealth and she cant afford deodorant???

I wanna say sometimes... WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS DOWN, YOUR MUSK IS TAKING THE LETTERING OFF MY KEYBOARD!

Ohhhh...dayumn..:eek:

Its so bad sometimes i buy axe spray to spray around my cubicle... and i dont even wear that stuff...



but if it had the affect the commercials say it does.... :) ;)

You are a mess! :p

I should prolly start a thread about that but man... if it were that easy to catch GOOD women then i'd buy the company lol...

so wait......I don't get a nice office because I'm not sleeping with/related to anyone in management......Welll, scew you guys I'm going home!

Today's thing's I's love to say at work: PHONE 1ST!! Go home and get it right, next time!!

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~bpotterf/cartman.gif

49. Don't start none...won't be none
50. People like you are the reason people like me take medicine
51. Your village called, their idiot is missing..
52. No I really don't like you..really..
53. Chaos and mayhem has been accomplished, my job is done.
and my personal motto:

53. Lack of planning does not and WILL NOT justify and emergency on my part. :mad:
Get it, got it, be gone!

1. Why can't we all be on the same page?

2. T, stop saying we need a uniform due to how some people dress and you come to work with your breast out and tight jeans on.

3. Janitors, turn the vacuum off while were at lunch watching TV.

4. J, stop wearing that tacky delta shirt on Fridays and that tired jacket with that elephant popping out of that recycle sign.

5. D, stop wearing red lipstick.

6. R, you need to up your looks as a pretty girl wearing twenty pearls.

7. N, are you really an AKA?

8. J. E., find a hairstyle that fits you. Gold is not your color.

9. M, leave the drama at home.

10. I'm not going to pick up the charge because it's not my fault.

you hit "R" pretty hard in #6...

1. Why are you trying to take a completely FULL 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper and blow it up to another 8 1/2 X 11 sheet of paper? 2. Why are you shocked that it didn't all fit??

Suck a fat one

I knew that idiot

Can you get away from me

Duh

Ok am i your damn sec

to the inappropriately dressed intern: you actually DO look nice today. please keep up the good work, i'm proud of you!

to the assistant: please tell you husband, your kids, and your friends to STOP calling. we have WORK to do 'round here

to the dude from HR who comes down EVERY DAY to see who is here and who isn't: i got this! you'll know when we send up the timesheets. dag!

*exhale*

You are dumb. I don't care if the kids are special ed. You are dumb and have no business teaching them. It will catch up with you sooner or later.