Yes, by Brangelina.


And well. Since you didn't see it. Let me tell you what it was. The guy was dancing with a cow. And so I am calling your mother a cow.

Is it true you hooked up with Eddie Murphy on more than one occasion?

How could it not be true? After he made Beverly Hills Cop I knew he had the money to support me, your mom, and all you kids. I did it for you.

-Rudey

So which tranny were you? That's cool though. You gotta do what you do to support me. I appreciate it dad. I mean mom.

But hey. I don't plan to see it, but supposedly you are getting alot of good reviews for Brokeback Mountain. That's awesome man.

Hey from one actor to another I appreciate that. I wish I could have had the lead role like you but I guess the director thought you were better at kissing men. So instead I was cast as the straight man with no major lines.

-Rudey
--Even when the director yelled "Cut" you two kept on kissing.

Now you are lying. You slept with Ang Lee because you wanted that lead. After he told you the role wasn't fit for a gay Jewish guy you cried, went back in time and stared in TWO WONG FOO.

I thought Ang was a girl's name. :(

-Rudey
--And he had a girlish figure.

Wait, committed to the "relationship" or committed to having sex? Just asking?