Re: Re: AI-V will be on Thursdays this year
 

I will be investing in one with Comcast.

2 hour premiere tonight

If tonights auditions are anything like last years, we should be in for a few good laughs!:D

oh yes im ready

DVR is poised and ready!

Derek Dupree ~ "passion man" ~ you sweating a whole bunch; WTF did you just do? No seriously.

No he didn't wipe his brow with a dollar.

Did that cow really get up there thinking that doing the Humpty Dance would get her to the 2nd round? :confused:

LOL! You called her a cow.
But seriously, she did NOT start trying to SING the Humpty Dance, did she?

Contestant 897 ~ That mofo is a man and is wearing blonde Pippi Longstocking braids and a gingham dress.

Twins sound good. :) Really good. :) Paula is about to text message them her digits.:o

My frigging ears are BLEEDING!! :mad:

Dear Ukranian girl: I guess you'll have to go home afterall. BTW - they were being sarcastic with you.

Boo. He is on drugs. Randy and Paula need to stop playing.

Exactly I was so mad at that. His pupils were clearly dialated.

Awww I felt so bad for the black guy with the pork chop side burns, (that Simon said he should be a female impersonator).
He was so hurt:(


I LOL at the girl who told ol' girl she didn't sing all that well!

This audition was nowhere near as funny as last year.

It seems like there were more personal attacks from the judges than actual voice critiques **shrugs**

But at least Simon stands by what he says, Paula is phoney with hers.

I fell asleep on the last 15 minutes so I missed the boy who jumped around like Kriss Kross.