Rob's mother is a whore!


And dude, everybody knows that the blow job was not invented until 1976, and I have enough faith in the future of America that by 2020, our children will have invented some new and even more awesome way to get off.

Quit lyin DeltAlum.

And even if you aren't lying I would only give you props if this lady was a June Cleaver type of lady. Even bigger props if she made you brownies the next day.

Otherwise you will be treated like Rodney Dangerfield. NO RESPECT.

This is totally wrong. OTW was born in 1979.


heh heh heh

Wrong again, child.

OK please don't turn into an older version of cashmoney.

-Rudey

Yes, yo mama (at least 45% of 'em) had to decide "spit or swallow"

Yes, yo daddy (49%) went down there. 40% wanted the lights on while visiting.

68% of the boys did it before the ceremony

50% of yo mamas did too

14% did it to other boys, and 30% enjoyed it

All the boys (including the lying 8%) did it to themselves, and enjoyed it immensly. 46% of yo daddies did both boys and girls

62% of yo mamas did themselves

The missionary position was #1, followed by her-on-top

Those boys and girls had sex an average of 2.8 times week in their twenties, 2.2 times a week in their thirties, and 1 time a week in their fifties

Yo daddy peaked sexually between 16-20, but yo mama only declines after 55


Some key findings of the Kinsey Report (from interviews conducted in the forties and fifties)

http://sexuality.about.com/od/sexual...nseyreport.htm

Just a little more great information from the halls of Indiana University, in beautiful Bloomington, home of the Kinsey Institute and the Hoosiers.

I would like to know how you have sex 2.8 times. Hmmmmm.

It's an average.

Yea I know....I just think it sounds funny.

Did they really interview someone from that school?
 

There's one of those in Memphis too.

When you want to be close to the national average for children (which at least used to be something like 2.3 children per couple), maybe you have sex 2.8 times per week and hope for the best.

I would like to point out that BobbyTheDon (a user on this website) has a mom that puts those statistics to shame. 100% down the line.

-Rudey

Don't be mad because you were the product out of the ".8" percent that they are all talking about.



-Bobby


--The other 20 percent being your missing penis

this article says that blow jobs are becomming less intimate... but isnt it pretty much, atleast for the age group mentioned, that there is no such thing as intimacy anymore, or atleast yet (maybe when we get older and our sexual peak dwendles, lol). We are pretty much just horny and have ADD and want to stick our dick in any whole we can find, and I say that as I eat a twinkie :0

How many Baby-Boomers still have teen age children? The current crop of 13-19 yearolds might have the youngest baby boomers but my dad is from one of the last years of the baby boom and I'm 24. These kids' parents are mostly likely from the 'ME' generation, so their parents are too self absorbed to care that kids give head.

Also, teen sex should be encouraged in society, so that its more enjoyable later on in life.