I have gotten two calls looking for Lisa. I said that there is no Lisa here. He read me the number. I told him that's this number, but there is no Lisa. He called back a few days later, but he said "Sorry wrong number" and hung up. His area code is 416 so next time I see it, he'll go straight to voice mail.

Man, can I relate to these stories. I got a new cell phone through Verizon (b/c ATT SUCKS!). Well, my number is similar to a number they use at one of the commands at the Norfolk Naval Base. I get at least two or three phone calls from the base EVERY DAY! I have tried everything from calling the number back to answering the calls. Nothing has worked. SO FRUSTRATING!

That's great! Before I was able to block telemarketers, I would get a TON of calls for my aunt (I have her old phone number). I would respond, "She's dead," as nonchalantly as I could. When they asked for her husband, I would say, "Dead, too."

As for telemarketers for phone companies? I usually say, "Oh, do you mean telephones?" They say yes, so I say, "I don't believe in them. They're the tools of the devil! But thank you for calling!"

I'm met some interesting people that way...

My father has the same name as this cardiologist in town. People would call our house all the time and would leave some personal medical questions on our answering machine thinking they reached the doctor's home number.

The funniest was when some guy called my boyfriend's cell and asked if he could talk to Kristen. When my boyfriend said that he had the wrong the number, the guy goes, "Oh hell naw! That b*tch gave me a fake number!" and then hung up. Classic.

A few years ago, some airline pilot called my apartment claiming that someone had paged him with my number. I told him there must have been a mistake and someone must have misdialed. He kept insisting that there's no way someone could have misdialed. Uh...yeah there is genius. Then he started asking me questions about the number since it was 407 and then asked what the weather was like in Orlando. He then told me that he would be flying into Orlando the next week and said, "I'd love to meet you." EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I was only 19 at the time! I said, "Um..yeah...I've got to go..." and promptly hung up.

That is awesome! I imagine guys doing that after I give them fake numbers. LOL. :)

LOL! I have not heard that song in ages! I was thinking about it a couple of weeks ago.



About the topic, a guy called me who had the wrong number. After a couple of min. of telling him the phone number belonged to me, he then proceeds to tell me how nice I sound on the phone. :rolleyes: I hung up.

We have four lines at work and every damn day someone calls on Line 2 asking for the same freaking person. We have had that number since last December!!! How many times do I have to tell them that they have the wrong number?

You guys. Just do what I do.

jackass calling me: Is Delltron There?
Me: Who?
Jackass : Deltron Nigga!
Me: The rappeR?
Jackass: Nah Nigga, DelTron!
Me: Dude, no.
jackass: Nigga what you mean Deltron AINT THERE
Me: Oh...hey
jackass: What chu want nigga
Me: Let me know if this sounds like a dial tone
Jackass: Aight
( I hang up)

he calls again

jackass: BITCh. Don't be Hangin up on me AGAIN.
me: This is 1800 SEXXXXXXXY GIRLLLLLLLS....
jackass: hold up Whhhhhhaat?
me: Heeeeeeeey yooou sexy freakshow.
jackass: nigga you crazy!

(jackass hangs up. never calls again)

/hijack/

how many of you have friends that have voice mail that says "hello..........hello.........helloooo..........oh , i am sorry but i cant make it to phone now so leave me a message"

i fall for it all the time :rolleyes:. however, i think its still funny.

A friend of mine used to have the message, "Hey!.........................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! !!!!"

Nice. :p

How much would you like to have? I mean, if these are repeat offenders, go with the flow. They ask for Kate, tell them that you're Kate - your voice is just a little funny from the face lift. Ask them if they've had plastic surgery yet. When they get huffy and say no, ask them why not - they certainly need it.

Get the idea?

One of the bad things about living in a dorm is the fact I'm getting phone calls for a girl who hasn't lived in my room for over three years! There's two different people calling her (I don't know what for) and I don't know how many times I have told them that's this chick doesn't live here anymore....:mad:

And they have to call at 8 in the morning.

OMG, I've had this exact converstion only they were looking for Maria. I had 3 different people call my number looking for this woman, and everytime I told them they had the wrong number but still kept calling.

That's a Toronto phone #