One quote highly used at my house...
"We may not have it all together, but together we have it all!"

My favorite:
"only in the dictionary does success come before work"

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." - Robert A. Heinlein

These are quotes on Mike's Hard Bottles, but they are really good


"Once you have been around the block, you are right back where you started"

"If you want a brighter future, change the lightbulb"

"The path less traveled isnt very well paved"