my most favorite joke!
 

What to Pirates drink?




mARRRRGHaritas!

Greetings from Captain Keelhauler.:D

I am the Blood-Letter.

EXCELLENT.

There are a whole lot of sick people on this thread!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Reason being ARRRRG, damnit I cant think of anything!:confused:

Hmmm... sounds like me a DA are going to have to duel... my full name came up as: "Devil Dan" (I don't know Dan just doesn't sound scary...)

However other variations are:
Crew-Killer Carson - remember kids Rum and Cannons don't mix ;)
Dirty Mike Whitfurrows - I have an image of a drunken British version of Bluto "terrorizing" the brothels :p

Apparently I am the Bishop of Death.:eek:


What state are most American pirates from?



Arrrrrrrkansas.

:o

I celebrated Talk Like a Pirate Day in my music classroom. I had a hook hand and everything. It was a blast!

ARRRRH!

Call me Dry Bone Bronson!

I came up as Frankenberry.. wasn't that a cereal?

Yes it was and it turned the milk pink. It and Count Chocula came out at the same time.

I am bored so I put in my sister's name and it's really dirty. :o

cum bucket EWWW!

Re: Avast Ye! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
 

I am the very model of a modern major general I've information vegetable animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the facts historical from Mallefon to Waterloo in order categorical...

sad thing is, i'm doing this from memory
 

I'm very well-acquainted too with matters mathematical I understand equations both the simple and quadratical a part binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot of news...

although i've heard the song more than once and even seen it written.. that's sad too
 

I've got it! with many useful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!