My friend talks on the phone for hours with his gf. I never understood why.

He hangs out ALL day with her, what possibly interesting thing could she have to say?

If I like a girl, I'll talk to her on aim, that way I can make shit up about leaving when she bores me.

The thing with AIM is you can seriously mask your attention level when you're talking to someone. You can be sitting there playing Madden, reading a book, whatever, and respond to the point where the other person thinks you're paying attention.

I feel like AIM is the way to communicate with someone that A) You're about to dump or B) You're just not that into.

Oh Collin. You did not really just use that phrase...

Ok, bad choice of words...you know what I'm saying though.