I believe this thread is gona go to hell and I like it! ;)

I believe that the "Support our [insert charity here]" magnets don't actually support anything, but are simply a fad for SUV owners.

I believe that the stick figure family decals on cars are also pretty lame.

I believe that the rubber band on the wrist thing got way out of hand.

I also concur that spandex doesn't look good on anyone... I don't care what you look like.

I believe that dogs' (and cats') behavior reflects the treatment from their owners.

Me too. :D

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!

R. Kelly with the bullbleep...

I believe guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early kill people.

I believe that I don't get paid enough to put up with the nutjobs I work with (who throw things at each other & scream obscenities).

I believe that cookies should, by virtue of the comfort they provide, be nonfattening.

I believe that the 72 virgins who the suicide bombers are going get in Paradise are going to be the homliest women ever known to mankind.

I believe that EVERYONE over the age of 18 should know how to balance a checkbook, cook, do laundry, and change a tire.

I believe that I need a major vacation...

I believe that jess_pom owes me a new keyboard because she made me snarf soda all over mine

I believe that the above statement is the funniest thing I've read all day.

I believe that just because you think you're the greatest person in the world does not mean that you really are. (meant towards someone I had to deal with today)

I believe reality TV has gotten horribly out of hand and should be stopped!

I believe this world needs a hell of a lot more open minded people.

I believe that the students at the school where I teach who put rubber bands around the bottom of their jeans look Freakin' lame.

I believe Reality TV needs to go far far away and make room for actual TV with good scripts again.

I believe that Scrubs is one of the funniest shows on TV...now if I could just figure out when it's going to be on again.:rolleyes:

I believe that some of the people that post on GC are either reeealllly young (like 15ish) or really high.:rolleyes:

I believe that money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch...

I believe that not having a life by the time you are in your mid-30's actually does make you a total luser...

I believe that unless you have practiced the fine art of the Kama Sutra and the Tantra and make money on that practice in your 30's and 40's, and you still have to chase tail for your game skillz, man or woman, then you really do have a problem...

I believe that the Creator has a final say-so on in your life and it is a matter of how the Universe reaches out to you as a and whether or not you are ready to listen...

GREAT thread! ;)

I believe that dial-up internet should be banished and that my parents need to learn that high speed internet IS the way to go.

I believe that 5 year olds should NOT be allowed to be in groups larger than 4.

I believe that sweatpants shoud be considered "professional" attire.

ditto to the reality TV and spandex comments! :p

I believe that tan fat looks better then pale fat.

I believe that every one is going to be real surprised when they die about where they are going.

I believe that I married the best man in the world.

I believe that members of GLO's are better then every one else.

I believe that a fun aunt is better then a fun uncle.

I believe in ATKINS.

I believe that I spend way too much time on greek chat.

I believe I'll pull my hair out if that trend reaches here.
I believe I'm addicted to Reality TV.:o
I believe the website is saying Tuesdays @ 9/8 pm, but I couldn't find it on my TiVo.

I believe that work is a 4-letter word.....

I believe that success comes more to those that don't work for it.

I believe that you reap what you sow.

I believe that good things come to those who wait.

I believe that porcelain skin is my choice.

I believe that trust is very difficult to give and get, but is often a very rewarding experience.

I believe that if you look for a problem, you will find it.