This thread makes me want to vomit.

MOUTHING?! Who comes up with this shit, seriously?!

And I am with Tippie, this thread makes me want to puke...and if anyone in the world still somewhat follows this I think I will go cry b/c I can't handle the idea that anyone would ever think this shit is ok. I know it's an urban legend and all but still....eww.

I can't drink either right now as it would cause bad issues with my drugs, and my evil roommates decided to have a party tomorrow (thanks jerks, I have to be the sober responsible one). We could go to the Lil Jon, 50 Cent, G Unit concert in Missoula, that should be a fabulous time. I'll even buy you a Blizzard of your choice.

I have adhered to the advice in this article for the 13 years I've been married. I think it should be required reading for young wives :D

I had this article posted on my fridge for quite a while - I told my future husband this not what to expect of me, LOL ;).

If that's what I'm expected to be like when I get married in order to be considered a "good wife", then I feel sorry for the man who is gonna marry me. :p