I am the silent black friend to the beautiful b*tch of the high school who dates the other silent black friend to the Captain of the Football Team.

I encourage her b*tchiness as she torments all the unpopular people by saying "that's right!"

I am the lone black person who the serial killers knocks off before the opening credits finish rolling

I'm the Arab who want to bomb everybody.

I'm the tough army guy about to be eaten by a zombie

I'm the dog who barks at all the bad people, because somehow I know who they are, but my owners don't realize this, so they just kneel down next to me and tell me to stop barking and be nice. Then they apologize to the person I'm barking at.

Stupid humans.

I'm the obnoxious '80's guy named "Chad"'s even more obnoxious friend named "Todd"

I'm the quiet loner nerd who will get the girl at the end.


I'm the one that blows up 1/2 a city block and killed the criminal who then jumps up at the last second to kill me but somehow I manage to reach my gun and turn around a 1/2 a second before he does and plants a bullet perfectly between the eyes as a fall over to the right....and say something like ....yippie ki yay muthafuggah!

i'm a robot who wants to be human

I'm the girl who goes into the abandoned house alone, even though I'll be hacked/sliced/decapitated in the first five minutes, therefore setting up the rest of the story.

I took the blue pill...if not the movie would have been over in 15 mins and would have saved everyone from seeing 2 bad sequels

i'm the old man giving lost people directions i know they won't follow

I am the crazy guy who starts making sense 1/2 way thru the movie after 3 people died.

I am Ensign Thomas beaming down with Capt. Kirk, Bones and Spock never to return to the Enterprise again. I will be the only one killed.

I'm the phenom whose parent(s) don't understand my passion and talent for what I do. They are very against me pursuing my dreams, but I sneak around behind their back and do it anyway. I may get in trouble, but it will all be worth it in the end when my Big Moment comes, and I look up to see my parent(s), who have shown up without warning, in the crowd. They are so proud of me, all is forgiven.