Hmmm there are tons of stuff that I say but then I can't think of them when someone posts a thread like this. The newest one at the bar scene is Mackingest. LOL......

i just add -age to most words and
VOILA!
i have my very own word!

EX: he can't deal with all the puke-age over there.

EX: can we stop all the scream-age please?!



i'm an odd one, i know.

I completely forgot this new one...there are three categories of "feeding" people:

feeding: what you do for people you don't know well
*McDonald's is feeding a lot of Americans.

fooding: what you do for friends and family
*Thanks for fooding me, Mom.

fodding: what you do for animals (think "fodder")
*Hang on, I'm fodding the dog its kibble.

I got a ride in a Slimo= big black car.

Scrumpsum= Damn Good.

Lareupin= Good.

Rice Rocket= Honda, Toyota, etc.

POPO Car= COP Car!

Meat Wagon= Ambulance.

Yellow Bannana=School Bus.

Earp Speak is a risen!:D

Earpspeak!!

Hmmm...

bizarro (meaning bizarre)
dunlap disease-my belly done lap over my belt
I also use a lot of abbreviations (as do many vets/MDs):
ADR-ain't doing right
HBC-hit by car
HBWC-hit by wheelchair (poor dog died :()
HBM-hit by motorcycle
HBT-hit by train (that was not pretty)
CTD-circling the drain
BDLD-big dog/little dog
LOL-little old lady
AB-antibiotics
sx-surgery
tx-treatment and so on....

VaginousMaximous.

It traslantes into pussy-ass.

You'd use it in a sentence when talking to your friend who's bailing out on going out for the night by saying..." get your lazy ass up you VaginousMaximous and lets go down to the DG House and pimp on slut-row tonight."

Edited for spelling errors.

Yeah, I was kinda :eek: about that myself.....

umgawa = umbrella, according to my god daughter when she was little. To this day, I have to think really hard when I say umbrella.

Fugly= freaking ugly

Blurbage--- it is a cross between "verbage" and "blurb" --used when referring to writing something.

I sometimes say "scoach", "fugly", "popo", "craptastic", and "randomness". But the one we use a lot here is the word "mad" as an adverb, similar to "very". Example: Dude, it's mad cold outside.

It's also been pointed out to me that I say weird things like "your guys's stuff" (pronounced "guys-zis"). The guys I was hanging out with are all from New York, so they were making fun of me saying it must be a Pennsylvanian thing.

The other thing is that I refer to me state as PA (pee-ay).

"Hokay" -- I think Jules started this one. I use it as "okay" when I'm pissed off or annoyed or something just ain't right.