I am dying right about now! I needed this laugh. Kizzie??!! LOL!

BUY MY ALBUM!!
 

I LOVE this thread!! My album is titled Southern Born and I hope you all will buy it!! It's a 2 disc set featuring some of the biggest names in music and entertainment. Look for the #1 Hits "I Wanna Be In Your Good Hands", "Fat A$$ Ex Hubby" and others!

Tracks

DISC ONE

1. I Wanna Be In Your Good Hands (tribute to Dennis Haysbert)
2. Looka Here Now (f/Madea)
3. 22 Elephants In My Room
4. Sperm Donor
5. 3 Jobs, 1 Child, Zero $
6. The Check Is Not In The Mail
7. I Think of Him "24" Hours A Day
8. Fat A$$ Ex Hubby (f/50 Cent)
9. Whenever U Decide 2 Be With Me (f/Prince)
10. Baby Mama Drama (f/Fantasia)
11. Nothing In Common But I Love You All The Same (f/Whitless and Booby)

12. Now What? (f/Gerald Levert and my OB-GYN)
13. Working 1 2 9
14. I Gotta Go (2 Michigan)
15. Will U Ever Love Me Like I Love U?

DISC TWO

16. The Child I Never Held
17. King For A Day
18. Hubby/Daddy (f/Gerald Levert)
19. The Cow Goes Gimme!
20. When Paychecks Are Short And Bills Are Long
21. Social Workers Unite
22. Cadillac Blues
23. Sunday Morning Showout
24. Graduation Day
25. One Car Shuffle
26. Paperwork Mountains (On My Desk)
27. I'ma Kill These Kids (f/Madea and my Granny)
28. Damn This Diet, I Want Krispy Kreme
29. Mobile 98
30. When It's All Said And Done (I'm Going Home)

BONUS TRACK: Usher VS Dennis (f/me, the 12 y/o Client, Dennis and Usher!)

OMG, these song titles have me CTHU.

Gyrl 7's Greatest Hits......

1. God Bless the chal
2. Keepin'ya head combed (a tribute to Alfre Woodard)
3. Le'dem chirruns alone (tribute to R. Kelly and Michael Jackson)
4. YMCA (a tribute to Steadman and Mr. Jones)
5. Grits (a tribute to Al Green)
6. Mary Jane (a tribute to Whitney, Bobby and Dione Warrick)

no.dayum.sense.

NONE!!!!!!

My album is dedicated to all the women who have a man whose baby mama should be committed to the Nut House

1. You had him, Didn't Keep Him, Now he's MINE
2. Heffa, I didn't break ya'll up
3. Momma shoulda told you kids don't keep no man
4. Can you spend the Child support on dem kids this month
5. Get a Life Gurl
6. Oops we married now
7. Your officially a has been..please get over him
8. Keep playing and I'll be the baby mama II
9. 33 is too old to be acting a fool... Grow Up
10. Why you starin? I know I am the bomb
11.Trying acting like lady...you might like it

LMMMMMMAO yall to silly OMG...i needed to read this thread



Flight of an Angel...Special Edition feat 3 Bonus Tracks

1. You thought you knew
2. And you call yourself a man
3. Let the door hit you in the face
4. You how old again?
5. My number changed
6. Keep your draws on feat. T.I
7. Trick please ain't all about U
8. You must of forgot my name
9. Still thinking of you feat. Carl Thomas
10. Your breathe stank keep movin
11. who you f'n with feat Remy Martin
12. its ova when I say its ova
13. Addicted to your kiss
14. third time is never the charm- quit while your ahead
15. Welcome to Hell
16. stop playing the liars game…you can’t win
17. is their stupid writtin on my forehead
18. You f’ed with the wrong one- feat Mobb Deep
19. I’m done
20. Tomorrow is a new day feat Tamia


Bonus Tracks
1. She really think she cute
2. Hole up repeat that feat . Missy
3. Go ahead call the po po

LOL @ this thread...I'll be back

I am so DONE at this thread.. lol