Holy shit, she just called and wanted to hang out. I'm all wanting to say, "You a shot up bitch!"

Her pimp prolly wants to roll my ass or something.

I guess its a good thing I posted my final wishes thread, lol.

Dyr-tay.

oops!! she has your phone number AND knows where you live? no where to run, no where to hide!!

Andy, this story brings a tear to my eye. My boy has grown up. I'm so proud. *sniffle*

White trash lovin' Texas style! :p

I'm sure I speak for the BobDon when I say:


hit again, make fun of bullet hole, blow on dome


It's a simple planet, brother - you have done FANTASTIC here

Hahaha. I love that he had NO problem finishing up but is all shocked the girl would have the audacity to call him again :)

If I were to hit it again, and I am not saying I will, the first thing outta my mouth is gonna be, "lets revisit this shooting thing again. If a homeless person cant buy a sandwich, how they afford bullets?"

I wanna know.

Thanks to my friends who searched the local new archives for the story. Jackasses.

Is it wrong for me to be thinking that the hole would provide an extra place to hang on to? Extra leverage... like a grip in rock climbing.

is it wrong to want to know if your friends found an article?? if so, please post :eek: ;)

Well, I mean, at that point you had already caught something, so you might as well get the job done. :p

No more two-steppin' with you!!

Brother Andrew, I for one am sorely Disappointed in YOU!;)

U go out and act like a Slut Bitch of the worst kind.:mad:

As your surrigot Father, Well, I thought, I Brung You up better than this.:rolleyes:

Call me, sounds like a Fantastic TAIL, or Tale, Or An over active Probiscuse!:D :) :cool: Oh, an excuse for a Toddy!:D

Great story......bwah ha ha ha ha ha..........

so.....


what wrong with fucking with a chic that's been shot?

i swear it's completley healed up. only a few bullet fragments remain.

wow. i think i'm definitely too young for this story.

Andy,


you soooooo crrrraaaazzy:)

You sure can tell a story!! I'm LOL over here.:)

It's not so much that she got shot, but she was shot last week by a homeless man and she knows his name.

I'm not sure why, but it is very funny to me.