escort addiction would be the best addiction ever

You never push a chick into it...you ease her into porn if you want her to be a pornstar in the bedroom. First you start out by making comments about porn, then as time goes by you bring up watching it, then after more time goes by you get her drunk and break one out, then after a little more time has passed you break it out every so often when you two are drunk and you two watch it.....then, after just a little bit longer, both of you can go to the porn store together and rent all the nasty shit you want and then act it all out. After a little while you'll have a junior jenna jameson on your hands. For guys, you just have to be careful you dont get her sexual desires too riled up...she'll be wanting to fuck all the time in the most inconvienant and worst possible times of the day. You'll want to sit on the couch and watch a movie or just relax after working all day and she'll hound you for sex as soon as you get home :rolleyes: Or, in other cases, if she's about to leave to go shopping she'll wanna bang right before she leaves.....I hate that. I sit there and think to myself " Does she really wanna go tot the mall smelling like sex?" :rolleyes:

what he said

Hey, I've NEVER had an STD, not even a bladder infection or anything.

ATM = Ass To Mouth.
Double dipping = Ass to Vagina (at least that what I call it.)

The people in porn who do anal try to keep it clean. They usually do enemas which clean out your ass. They wipe down between shots.

But there are girls who don't like porn, who don't like getting slapped, who don't even like giving head. :eek:

On Dr. Phil a week or so ago, this chick wanted to call off her wedding because she thought he fiance was addicted to porn. He only looked at it a few times a week, but she said he was addicted cause he said he wouldn't do it anymore, but would sneak around and still watch. Then Dr. Phil goes on to say that porn is bad, and blah blah blah Dr. Phil talk.

Like I said in my first post where I was agreeing with another post, there are guys out there who are just idiots or don't know much about sex, just from what he see in pornos, or both that think that that's the way sex is and that's what they expect from chicks all the time.

That being said, Bella Donna is freakin awesome. She's crazy flexible. And my bf says I look like Tera Patrick :)

We just passed yet another tobbacco tax increase.

Our legislature never saw a sin tax that it didn't like.

Porn is an educational and inspirational tool. It's what has set me on the path to becoming a pizza delivery man.

Tera Patrick, huh? :) Wow!! :D Do you have her titties, too? ;)

I can understand the getting slapped thing...some girls dont like it when a guy is hitting it from behind, doggystyle, and the guy smacks the ass cheeks. I'm not a big fan of doing that unless they tell me to do it. If I know my friends are listening outside the door I'll give a girl a good smack on the ass one or two times just for laughs. But slapping in the face? I don't know anyone who does that crap. Ive had girls tell me to yank their hair, but Ive never slapped a female in the face during sex or while getting head.


Oh, and let me tell you about Dr. Phil.......that man is the biggest crock of shit Ive ever heard of. Honestly, I think he's gay but doesnt realize it. Every once in awhile I hear of a good point he brings up....but he reminds me of that gay teacher on south-park and sounds like the school principal "Mmmkay":p If you ask me, if porn bothers a girl that much to where she'll call off her own wedding because of it.....it's not the guys issue or in this case "evil addiction", it's the girl's own insecurities about herself and the fact that she's not sexually comfortable with herself yet....in which case she shouldnt be getting married then. And, coming from a guy, I don't think a lot of us expect that pronstar style sex all the time. In fact, very few guys expect that most of the time. I'd say the times we expect that is when we're drunk, intoxicated on something or havent had any since before the girl's period started.


-And yea, Bella Donna is awesome. She takes it Balls Deep everytime. :D



ETA: I'm a big fan of Anna Nova (the german chick) and Linda Thoren aka Swelinda (the swedish chick). Do a google image search for them. ;)

How do you know that?????




Ass to mouth is just plain nasty. I can't kiss a girl, afterwards, if she does that. And yes, they do get all bent out of shape if you dont kiss them afterwards. Ass to Vagina isnt bad. Some guys like blowing the wads in the vagina instead of the ass.

I was close, she had D's. But then she went and got implants and now they're HUGE!




Yeah, I don't like ATM when I see it in porn. I'm just like eww, especially since I'ma chick, so in the "fantasy" it would be me.
Ass to vagina is bad. There's bacteria stuff in the ass, and when you stick it in her vagina, she can get nasty infections.
I've read and seen behind the scenes movies orwhatever, and they're always cleaning up inbetween takes.

yeah. there's this one i saw recently called Fashionistas or something. It has S&M though. And she's all bending backwards, sticking her legs behind her head... it was crazy.

i think porn is evil because he broke into my house, stole my computer, locked my cat in the closet, told my mom had cancer, and lots of other stuff i can't remember because he hooked my brain up to a car battery

This is the second time recently I have encountered this-
A bladder infection is not an STD.

I didn't realize how many dumbasses in the world believed this until recently.
Seriously!

I know a bladder infection isn't an STD. I'm just saying I haven't had one.

What's really scary is how into it some of y'all are into this shit. :eek:

This coming from a girl who inherited all her ex-BF's videos and DVDs to start an adult entertainment emporium....seriously, some of y'all are starting to freak me out. :rolleyes: