yea, but do you ladies up there have all your teeth? :p

i'm gonna vouch for montana girls for cash. just came from a tour of the northwest...its all good.

Shut the fuck up, dionysis - you can't even make jokes in a joke thread under this puppet, ace, get a new one



also - 'turn her out' is the best post in a joke thread ever, except for maybe the 'letter association thread'

Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn!!!!!

Didn't your dad have that great quote? I'm trying to remember what it was. Oh yeah. "Puty is puty, even if it's ass." I suppose that jibes with the whole "It's all pink inside" philosophy.

-Rudey

You won't use condoms? That's just BAD!:eek: :eek:

Do you shower with your socks on??!?

-Rudey

I'm all for, as you guys put it, "bustin a nut", we all need to get off more than ever once in while, but man if you don't wear a condom and the women you're using allow that sh*t, I feel sorry for both of ya'll

there are some ugly things out there to catch and I'm not just referring to HIV/AIDS, that is just playing russian roulette with your life......

i REALLY hope that you're just showing off on a message board and do wear them in real life

in this day and age.....man that is just stupid

and rudey…if I’m someplace that I’ve never been before…bet your ass wear flip-flops in the shower….socks just don’t cut it

Rudey,

I'm gonna havta agree with ms_gywn heerah... Even flip flops my not be enuf for you become all green beneath...

I hope it is not mossy... Hey, but some girls are into that grass friction thing... You'd never know...


And Cash, Sweetheart,

I skeeriousssly doubt you need to worry about hot chicks leaving YOU for ANY brothaman 'cuz of the way your fuck em...

NOT all brothaman have it like that... Even if they make you think they do... And SOME brothamen, big like Barry Bonds, have little ones, and that's why their wives (spelled plurally) be leaving them...

But you REALLY REALLY need to rethink your mantra of the "no condom usage" clause... I mean, they do make these "french tickler" ones that glow in the dark and when you want to hit the G-spot just right... And if you don't like latex, they make nitrile ones now...

If a girl is wearing hooker boots, then I wear the jimmy hat. Otherwise, it's like showering with your socks on. I heard if you're rich enough you can have a condom made from penises so it's super sensitive, but that I do not know for sure.

-Rudey

i don't know about any of the other fellas, but the women i would mess with still look amazing with a head wrap on, breath bad, t shirt and some panties on.....and NO make up.

Wouldn't having sex with someone else's penis on your penis be considered gay?

If there is puty-tang involved, no.

-Rudey

Then it would be a threesome. Or a two and a littlesome.

The shower socks is a good analogy, but sex with a condom is more like eating a steak with a balloon over your tounge. All the action/none of the flavor.