Is that like some desert city like Victorville or Rancho?

-Rudey
--If so, suck it

Don't hate just cuz I ride shotgun in a jeep and wear bling baby!

-Rudey
--Everybody come ride with me and we'll jam some Boy George!

We just learned why Peaches-n-Cream loves St. Patrick's Day so much.

I think what you need to do is spy on her. Set up an elaborate surveillance system outside her house - possibly work with the Israeli secret services to do this - and monitor every aspect of that whoe's life.

I don't even understand this. What the heck are you talking about?

I just want to ride in my jeep like that dude and blast some Boy George. Then I want to end up at home and just bone a girl for 2 minutes and then sleep.

What started out as a joke has now turned into what Rudey really wants in life!

And yes, I still need girls to feign sympathy!

-Rudey

Maybe they would think you could be a prince if they kissed you. Sigh.

Rudey,

you forgot to mention how well you were raised and how smart and good looking you are :)

i'm pretty sure they only turn to a prince if they kiss "it" - i mean, the dong is what's green, amirite?

-RC
--(insert 'to the balls' joke here)

Go balls deep!

-Rudey

Only 9,999,999 girls and your dick broke? Brah, you def got on the shortlist when God started handing out body parts.

And why are you on your mattress? Make her go over to her place.

Do guys at MIT even know what a girl looks like? Just joshing ya!

-Rudey

this thread made me smile

and the picture cracks me up.....especially the gold bling. where did you get that from? one of those tacky kiosks in the mall ;)

Dude, you're from Chicago, you can't hate.

Chicago girls, as bad as the rumours may be, are super models compared to MIT and Caltech chicas.

Of course looks should not matter if you want to have 100 ugly chicks instead of 5 hot chicks as I have proposed in another thread.

-Rudey

Brah has a point. But I always hit up the all-girl schools, or the schools where the average IQ was a little lower...ahembostonuniversityahem.

For the record, 5.