She should stop crying about how daddy won't pay for school. Since she seems to enjoy the attention, she should sign a book contract. Then she'll be able to attend Brown, without having to take out loans.

She's going to make a mint off of this.

It must suck to have only conditional support from your parents.

It also must suck to be conditionally supportive parents, because they actually have to look themselves in the miror every morning.

Can you email that to my mother? seriously.

that isn't very compassionate that makes buddha just kind of sit there and stare at me...that's not quite the same as "makes the baby jesus cry" now is it?