what? girls farted? no way!! seriously though, i dont think i have ever heard a girl pass one.

Yes we sure do fart. But we don't just let em go like you guys. We just hold them in until you leave. That ish stinks, you know?

I sat next to a guy on the train yesterday who was a loud breather - not only did his nose whistle, but I could here the snot in it everytime he inhaled. Yuck! THEN, he proceeded to pick at the pimples and ingrown hiars on his neck the ENTIRE 35 minute ride in! :eek: I just don't get people...

And the whole sneezing thing - since when to you only turn your head to sneeze? You cover your damn mouth and nose! Your hand or the crook of your elbow work beautifully! :rolleyes:

:*( I know. I'm sick. It's all because of this selfish disgusting man. I hope he gets syphillis.

-Rudey

So this stupid lady cut in front of me at Jason's Deli ( I was by myself and she had EIGHT, yes 8 kids with her). Well, I took my gum out of my mouth to put it in a napkin and i accidentaly dropped it in a bowl of her kid's spaghetti. Gross, I know, but I DID NOT feel bad. The lady behind the counter was trying not to laugh. Ms. Eight kids was a psyhcho hose beast and she was ready to piss her off some more.

Oh, and speaking of other people's gross and disgusting things.......two times at the movie theatre I have been moved to the point of almost vomitting.

1: This big fat lady took off her shoes, she was one of those whose feet dangle, because she's a 4X4.........OMgoodness, they were the most foul smelling things I have ever smelled. And she was sitting about 8 seats away.

2: This lady sits right behind me, kicks me in the back oh about 5 times, and then coughs and blows her nose the ENTIRE movie. I kept feeling little gusts of wind in my hair. YUCK