Bright red, of course. :D

I'm too old for the Facebook too.

It's all about the candlelight. Helps us pasty-white girls look not quite so pasty because we'd never fake bake before our wedding!

Besides, I prefer Mystic Tan, for that classy "orange around the armholes" look.

I am married to my best friend on the facebook, so I think we will get married in red and white striped dresses to symbolize our high school. :)

OR HER COLLEGE.

I'm sorry but if you're marrying someone of the same gender you are going to hell. I don't want heathen whores polluting my nice, innocent little thread.

If you wear ivory at your wedding it means you put out on the first date, by the way.

Fine, she will wear red and white and I will wear blue and yellow.

HOTNESS.

Shoot. What does it mean if you wore ivory, pink and green???

I have the feeling I'm toast.

You're a DZ that puts out on the first date?


;)

God, suddenly it all makes sense!!!! :D