...Kingdom's annual Playa's Ball which was sure to have the finest...

honeys from all around. He was hoping Sheila, daughter of Ms. Cleo the famous t.v. psychic , would be there to...

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tell him if the woman of his dreams will be there too! She told him that.....

to tell him if the gold tooth the dentist just put in was real gold, because the last one turned green and if this one wasn't he was going to...

...have to slap her up for telling him to buy those "gold" fronts in the first place. When she told him that the tooth was fake, he raised his hand to hit her and...
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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

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...got his hand stuck in his nappy afro. He struggled to get it loose but...

...ended up pulling out a chunk of his 'fro in the process of removing his hand, and he was so embarrassed he...



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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

there in her skin tight aqua jeans with matching aqua silk shirt, Dookey braids down her back, gold Nefertiti earings, and gold tips on her nails to match the gold on her British Knights, all the while smacking on her Hubba Bubba while singing.......

Pull up to my bumper baby..... So he said to her....

...since you rockin all that gold, why don't you let me borrow a few "rangs" so that I can melt them down for some new gold teeth?...



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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

asked her what was the phone number to the BEEFITUP BEAUTY SALON so that he could get Boonquesha to perm his hair and add weave in order to cover up the bald spot. She looked at him and....

said "man, i don't think anything can help that raggedy ass head of yours, but i can persuade my sister, Shanshaneiqua to....

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hey, reality black can you delete some of those posts??

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..."give you some weave-all you need is a pack of 10 inch micro-yaki 1B, and once we put some water on it, it'll nap up just like your hair!" he says...

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"Mind ya own, stay true to ya own, be ya own."

Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

..."that sounds fly sweet thang! But will it be a 5 inch-high afro like a cat like me needs it to be?" She said, "Fo' Sho' big daddy, but...

..."we have to hurry and get you ready for your big night. You will meet your future wife tonight as she looked into her Luster's Cristal Ball...He asked, "can you see what she looks like?" And she responded...