girl with scratches... WTF? No I don't think you have a lot of money. No your voice was not good. I'm glad she knows it.

Simon: "You actually dress better than you sing." Classic.


Toni Braxton's "cousin"... if this is true please don't shame your family.
Derek: "Do I sing another song?"
Judges: silence

Derek Braxton. . . . Toni's cousin SUCKS a WHOLE BUNCH!!! I mean WTF??!!? It's like hell on Earth listening to him sing!! ROFLMAO ROFLMAO

I agree with Simon's response. He has a totally UNIQUE VOICE!! :eek: :o :o UNIQUELY HORRIBLE!! Now he is throwing a whole bunch of shade!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ETA: WHy did they let Derek audition twice???!?!?!? I mean it is clearly 2 different outfits!!

Lady with fruit hat, lol

ETA #2: SHE PAWNED her WEDDING RINGS just to come on American Idol. :rolleyes: :eek: :o

I'm sure that this is one cousin that Toni doesn't talk about. . .

And he was definitely stuck on hisself!

WTF, Regina is in Belpre, Ohio. That means it would be cheaper to have driven to Cleveland versus D.C.:confused:


ETA: She should have pawned that silver eye shadow cuz I HAAAATED IT!!!

lol! I'm hearing the voices of Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier. ;)

This show is great!

Her husband didn't seem too excited.

Something about her seems waaaaaaay too dramatic

Too dramatic = fake

but she could sing though:D

AI thoughts...

This Jesse person...he forgot the words and then broke down crying like a bi-otch when he finally got them out. I want to feel bad for him but dang! He must have had estrogen for breakfast or something.

Tony Braxton's cousin sounds like he needs to cough up some mucus.

BOO to the scurvy heffa that sold her WEDDING RING to get to the show! BOO I say! And her hubby looked so crackish!

Mr. "Sun will come out tommorow"/Purple Rain/Black Orphan Annie: What was his hair saying? And the kicky purple headband? I was ROTFL at his last loooooooooong note.

Why must every black man on the show be fruitier than a Chiquita Banana?

This show is crazy, but I'm glad its back.

You are so wrong, BUT so true, for this entire post.

LOL @ Mr 5.9% saying "I just found out I could sing a couple of weeks ago"
I bet he's drunk right now with all of those multiple personalities.

ROTFLMAO!

5.9% huh? Well at least he ain't like them buzzards on Maury with their 430%.

RRRRRRRRRROFLMAO @ "Jason Smith" who claims to look like both Usher and Michael Jackson. He performed like all FIVE PARTS of Papa was a rolling stone.

**DEAD***

guest judges
 

I'm curious to see what the other guest judges will say during the auditions. IMO, if you're going to have guest judges during the auditions I want them to be really top notch musicians. Mark needs to go back to his hosting duties at Access.

Now see you are wrong, lmao. The wrist bands were working my nerves too. He took like 3 weeks to sing that one song.

Mary (the last girl) seems psycho.

Nubian, you hit the nail right on the head!

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I can't wait for tomorrow's show!!! But it will a FIGHT between Missy's show and AI!!!