You kill me, Rudey! I'm trying to point out the good in those things we have labeled as hookerish. Let me be, Rudey, let me be! (Yes, I admit to wearing a friend's wood bottomed shoes in years past. Don't let the word out!)

What do guys think about girls who wear these hot shoes?

CORK SHOES!!!

http://www.newport-news.com/assets/p.../3s3677a_5.jpg

Oh my gosh! :eek: Thanks for showing me those wood shoes. I was picturing wooden clogs from Holland. Not really. ;)

lol @ Rudey

What about those really long, fake nails with weird designs airbrushed on them? Is that ho bag material?

If they date some of the GC guys posting on this thread ;)

just kidding

lol.

That means she's into anal sex!

YES

Yes.

Basically ladies, if any of you look like you could stroll down the streets of some South East Asian country and make some money, you look like a ho.

-Rudey

How the HAYEL do you walk in those?

If I wear flip flops to a bar, they are the normal ones. I have platform ones, but don't wear them very often anymore.

If she's over 25 and her clothes scream "I got this from the junior's department"

Like they shop at Forever 21 or some joint like that? Yeah those are hookers.

-Rudey

I think bikini like tops at the bar scream ho bag and skank. Especially with a skirt.

If your going to show stomach then no titties. If your showing titties then no stomach. If your showing a lot of leg keep it simple up top. Those are my rules.

But I gotta say while I'm not into wooden/cork shoes I do like heels which sucks since I'm tall already.

How about girls who take one too many (or 20 too many) visits to the tanning bed and come out looking like a cross between the gingerbread man and an orange?

Ooo ooo ooo what about if they put stickers on themself whilst in the tanning bed leaving little heart shaped pale areas??

Gosh I'm glad to see that stereotypes are still running strong! Good job folks!!