and you all think I type in slang?

anyways. i wish i would have discovered this thread sooner. Nothing works better than playing that, " philosophical card" on a girl because then they will see you are deep and that other guy is a chump.

Or how about the " ohhh you are goin out with him!? :eek: look. Then just walk away.

Or the...." hey you are hot what are you doing with this guy?" (be careful, that will most likely start a fight)

how about the one where you walk in between them and start talking to the girl only.

hmmmm or the " i wouldnt trust what he puts in my drink" line

man there are many more i just can't think of them.

There are various methods of doing this:

1) You go up to her while they're talking and put your arm around her and as you all talk you keep getting more flirty.

2) You see them dancing, so you walk up from behind and you dance with the girl too and the dude becomes frazzled so at that point you totally dominate and take her as your own.

-Rudey

Have you ever seen that skit on Dave Chappelle with the Hater's Ball? http://www.breadmansworld.com/hatersball.wmv

It's not as mean as that, but it's funny like that.

-Rudey

I was expecting an answer like that.

I can find much better ways to 'be cool and joke around' than trying to cockblock my friends.

I started flirting with this guy's girlfriend at a party once. He came up to me and was like "What's Up?" So I said "if we were in prison, I'd make you my bitch." Oddly enough, he left the part and went home. I thought for sure he would have wanted to fight me. Anyway, I cockblocked him by flirting with his girlfriend. Hell yeah.

dude you're way too cool for this thread, sorry it was posted - rough stuff

-RC
--my buddies hit on gross girls - hence they get blocked. capice?

Put a cold can of beer in between her legs. That was hilarious.

-Rudey

KSig RC-
If you cockblock your boys from sleeping with nasty girls when they ae intoxicated, then isn't that wingman behavior? What's the difference then?
-M

A wingman gets you a hot ho...there is a difference.

-Rudey

It's sort of similar, perhaps the photo-negative of the wingman. Usually the "wingman" is there to up the ante, and give you a better shot at a girl; in this case, he's serving a similarly altruistic duty by saving your ass from crabs and/or cellulite, but in a different capacity. It's sort of like training a dog - you give them a treat when they do well, and a swat with the paper when they do wrong. Same general goal, different implementation. Oh, and also the dog's not super bombed and probably isn't being beergoggled into oblivion.

you guys are funny.

I've heard guys calling one of my friends a cockblocker because she gives my phone number out to guys she thinks I should date, regardless of whether or not I'm seeing someone. That makes for some awkward situations...

Unintentional cockblocking, as in having ugly people around you is the worse...

I've always used the wingman to...take the grenade.

This is also acceptable behavior, assuming your wingman is a.) drunk and/or b.) not picky (or c.) just lucky to be along for the ride)

"diving on the grenade" is quite the feat for the wingman - earns himself a beer and probably some serious jokes